'Are You Right On?' 1 minute test (1 Viewer)

[Eejit Punk]

Hi! Heres a test you can do at home. Its very easy, and only takes a minute. All you need is a pen or pencil and a copy of the new Dublin phone book.

Take the pen/pencil and write underneath the slogan typed in white at the top: 'NO, it'll take a miracle'

Now remember your reactions, add them together, then see your score.

eg, If you gasped, shook your head then laughed till your balls bruised from the jiggling, you score +1 ( 2+1-2=1)

Reactions:
Shaking head +2
A gasp of shock +1
Tightened mouth 0
A giggle -1
Laugh your arse off -2

Scores:
3 or over
You are a right on git. Being vegan is on your list of things to do, right before going Freegan. Float away, you fucking fairy.

2
Lighten up, you fucking cunt. There's more to life than not laughing at the right time. You boring little shit.

1
What's your problem? It's not as if they're ever going to knock down for a cup of tea and a spliff, then see it. All your friends hate you when you act like this. They told me.

0
Look, you're being an idiot. Seriously. Cop on.

-1
You really are an insensitive prick, aren't you? You just dont understand how lucky you are. Just be thankful for what you've got and leave them alone.

-2
Jesus H Christ, do you just take the piss out of people to make up for your own inadequacies? Grow up or we, the 'scene', will MAKE you grow up.

-3 or over
It's fucking arsebeards like you that make ths world the unhospitable hive we're forced to live in. Yeh, you're anti nazi, anti racist, anti homophobic, but you think THIS is ok to laugh at? FUCK YOU.

So everyone, how 'right on' are you? Please print your results.

Thanks!
Oly

 

[Willie Willions]

Hu hu hu, nice one Oly! I don't know whether to laugh or cry, I know that doesn't mean anything - I just couldn't think of anything to write!!!

 

[the strange guy]

Can anyone post a scan of the dublin phone book, or at least explain what it is we're meant to see?

I'm sure its not funny.

 

[ROB]

yup

it says "theres more inside your home phone waiting to get out"
unless you mean the picture of the mentally and/or physically handicapped person in a canoe special olympics styleeee
with the slogan "it's going to take a very special effort"
but i think he means the first one!!!!

 

[stephenoblunt]

That's hillarious!!!

Wait... What the fuck... I'm stuck in a time warp..... noooooo!!!!

It's 2002 all over again - I'm going to have to wait even longer for the darned LUAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[subbuteo !]

Can anyone post a scan of the dublin phone book, or at least explain what it is we're meant to see?

I'm sure its not funny.

come on oly dont be an ejit now

 

[the strange guy]

This dates back to the hilarious days of conversations with my very own alter-ego.

 

[Alan Remorse]

ah if i lived in dublin life would be so much better... i might know what the fuck is going on

 

[damien]

everyone's smokin crack up in the big, eh, schmoke.

 

[ed in mouth]

hello all da punks, i have decided to do more with my time on the net than look at porn so i came in here. i got a minus one... im sorry, i wanted to be a right oner but... then again, oh... im so confused, if only some one cud draw a map outlining the social structure of the punk heirarchy, life wud be so much easier. oh wait, stee already did that, but aparently some punks were hurt by it so.. yet again i am left on the curb alone to wonder. no wait a second, im from kilcoole. I OWN PUNK

 

[Alan Remorse]

pah, i'm from ringaskiddy for fucks sake. you dont get more punk than having radioactive sperm.