Anyone know any good Ethiopian jokes??? (1 Viewer)

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

racist bastards

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

what do you call an Ethiopian with a spike?

a yard brush

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Ethiopians are rides.
The girls I mean, from my point of view.

A lot of them have some aristocratic buzz about them, those almond eyes, and high cheekbones, and long legs and things. I would lay money that Naomi Campbell is Ethiopian somewhere down the line.

Just sayin. Since you are on the topic like.

That is true.
Except for the naomi cambell part.
They do have a whole nubian princess thing going on.

 

[pete]

RIP Bernard Manning

"You know why it's called 'alternative comedy'?

It's not funny"

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

RIP Bernard Manning

"You know why it's called 'alternative comedy'?

It's not funny"

Ah shit.

A moments silence please.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

 

[Janer]

Sorry to ruin the party but is it not Somalians that suffer from hunger and famines these days?

 

[broken arm]

Ethiopians are rides.
The girls I mean, from my point of view.

i think this is true. lots of ethiopians live near me.

is this just another shitty racial stereotype though?

 

[flashback]

i think this is true. lots of ethiopians live near me.

is this just another shitty racial stereotype though?

em.
I dunno. I just sort of noticed.
It might be a shitty racial stereotype... like, that they often are really good looking woman... I suppose.
Ehh. It's just, I suppose there are a few Ethiopians round here, and I sort of noticed that they had this look. And it was, in fairness, a fairly hot sort of look.

Is it a racial stereotype to say that Irish people often have freckley faces? I dunno. I was just noting the general hotness anyway. And the almond eyes. And the high cheekbones. And the limbyness.
Am I in The Clan now?

Anyway, fucking gorillamunch is the decider of racism. Not you broken arm. I await only the verdict of GM.

 

[broken arm]

Fucking gorillamunch is the decider of racism. Not you broken arm. I await only the verdict of GM.

while we wait for that lazy paddy we can agree that they are rides.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

not racists

 

[maims bond]

Paradoxicallously, Ethiopian cuisine is top drawer. They use some sort of moist flatbread to scoop up food with their hands, fuck forks.

 

[freddienonose]

even ethiopians would find these jokes funny now, enough time has passed.

Funny this. I live in Ethiopia, and a few weeks ago after a little too much khat chewing and beering, I tried a lot of these jokes out on my Ethiopian friends. And, yeah, they laughed their nubian princess brains out.

They can be fierce aggressive when you slag off their country, though. Like the Irish. Just get them drunk first.

Didn't remember all these, though. Must show them this thread...