Quotes from your child (4 Viewers)

[Cornu Ammonis]

While listening to Keiji Haino:
2yo: What’s that, Daddy?
Me: It’s Keiji Haino.
2yo: He’s fighting.
Me: Is he?
2yo: Yeah, Ango Bango is fighting with his mommy.

 

[snakybus]

DADDY DADDY!

WHAT? WHAT?

My toe is stuck in the carpet.

(11)

 

[Diddles]

Saw Tommy Tiernan on the telly.

Him: He must be an alcoholic.

Me: Why?

Him: He's old and he's wearing a denim jacket.

 

[pete]

"Why are all the good guys in The Black Panther brown?"

 

[pete]

"What's the pope?"

 

[nooleen]

i often looked up at the sky and asked meself the question, 'what is the pope?'

 

[David Kronenbourg]

7 year old niece has decided she wants a nickname. Answers to 'Ice' now. Has the kids in school calling her this.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

7 year old niece has decided she wants a nickname. Answers to 'Ice' now. Has the kids in school calling her this.

Oh wow, making a self-coined nickname catch on is some feat!

 

[Diddles]

I was telling him all about Pope John Paul's visit to the Phoenix Park and, little heathen that he is, he thought that the pope just said the word "mass" and couldn't fathom why people would want to go and see that.

He also thought that when I said Jay-Z had done the dirt on Beyonce that he had in fact shat on her.

 

[hermie]

Wouldn't put it past him.

 

[sleepy]

A mate of mine gave me a lend of his black washburn guitar at the weekend. When I brought it home my 5yo asked me "Where did he get that? KISS Land?"

My mate thought it was a pretty sweet burn but my son actually meant it as a compliment.

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

A compliment is the only way to take that. I would like to visit this kissland.

 

[sleepy]

A compliment is the only way to take that. I would like to visit this kissland.

It looks pretty awesome from that film they did with scooby doo

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

I believe there is talk of another.
But kiss meets the phantom of the park is my favourite.

 

[nooleen]

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[pavlos]

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[sleepy]

I work with a guy in here called Willie. Me and my 4 year old daughter bumped into him in our neighbourhood a little while ago.

4YO: Who's this?
Me: Willie from work.
4YO: Why's he called Willie?
Willie: It's short for William
4YO: Oh, ok.

We were chatting for a few minutes and then when we went to leave my daughter shouts out "BYE BYE PENIS"

morto

 

[GO]

BYE BYE PENIS. Great band

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

“What do you want for Christmas?”
“Danger!”

 

[flashback]

Sniff.

What are you doing Hannah?


Sniff sniff.

What?

Daddy!

What.

Daddy this glass smells of beer.

Oh God.