Wanking Off To Bratz Dolls (1 Viewer)

[therealjohnny]

did anyone see that show about Real Dolls last night? funny stuff.
the missus (swear) found these real doll knock offs on internet
that were way more cartoony than Real Dolls and looked like
grown up Bratz!

link?

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

trying to find it! they had a version for women called Toy Boyz or something

 

[MARYJANE]

did anyone see that show about Real Dolls last night? funny stuff.
the missus (swear) found these real doll knock offs on internet
that were way more cartoony than Real Dolls and looked like
grown up Bratz!

nearly threw up when they showed the guy who owned 8 of them cleaning out one he'd had in storage before his "organic girlfriend" came over. there was yellow goop on a dish washer brush.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

nearly threw up when they showed the guy who owned 8 of them cleaning out one he'd had in storage before his "organic girlfriend" came over. there was yellow goop on a dish washer brush.

Organic is meaningless. He should have gone for a free-range one.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

nearly threw up when they showed the guy who owned 8 of them cleaning out one he'd had in storage before his "organic girlfriend" came over. there was yellow goop on a dish washer brush.

was that when he was repairing her insides? that got too
much for me. his bird seemed cool with it all in the end.
the scene where they had dinner with two of the dolls was
quite touching. a real family!

"when did you first get them?"
"i don't remember"

most strange exchange...i mean how do you forget the first
time you've dropped seven grand on doll?

also guy with collection of guns and knives was cool.
"my mom got me this broadsword for christmas a couple of
years back. she always gets me good stuff"

 

[Thebeard]

I found it deeply disturbing when he said:

"If you don't wash them, they start to smell like fish"

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

there we go: http://www.boytoydolls.com/home.html

 

[therealjohnny]

hahahhaha

 

[piratecore]

i would like one of those just to freak out my house mates

 

[Froog]

i would like one of those just to freak out my house mates

by "freak out" do you mean "buttfuck" and by "my housemates" do you mean "over and over again while i cry"?

 

[Reets]

freakiest part was when the guy was repairing someone's doll cos the pubic hair was worn away. his wife seems ok with it though, even as he was explaining that when you have sex with it, the doll seems to push back

 

[Anarcho Munk]

" Here she is complete with the head attached. (FACE NOT INCLUDED)"

That cracks me up for some reason.

 

[jillface]

"I will call her Stumpy."

 

[Reets]

" FACE NOT INCLUDED"

WTF?? wouldn't make too much difference from behind, but still, its a bit fucked up.

 

[D0njo]

http://www.boytoydolls.com/home.html

Wwwowwww..... I'm going to get rid of my organic girl friend in favor of one of these... things will be so much more simple

 

[Lili Marlene]

so someone posted this link on an another board under the topic of saddest message boards. coincidence?

p.s. you might not want to click on the link

ah, there it is. The very worst bit of the internet

 

[Carlow Punks!]

brilliant! well worth resurrecting this thread for that!

 

[therealjohnny]

there we go: http://www.boytoydolls.com/home.html

Does Ms October remind you of anyone?

 

[jillface]

ms. march looks really sad in all her pictures.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Does Ms October remind you of anyone?

Cool!
Do they do a Joanna Newsom one as well?