ARK: Survival Evolved is a frightfully addictive time sink which will tickle your reptilian brain, says Bee Bonthuys
'I’m estimating there are around 208 different punches and kicks you can throw' - John Kelly plays EA Sports UFC 2 and yearns for QWOP's accessibility
"Then came the real test, inviting some mates round for beers and FIFA" - Stan Bowles submits FIFA 14 to some scientific analysis on his new PS4
"Hipsters look away, there’s still no Boca Juniors" - Dara Higgins on FIFA 20
"I wasn’t rage-quitting, I was taking a frustration break" - Bee Bonthuys on Jurassic World Evolution
A confused and alienated John Kelly is won over by EA's Madden NFL 2015
"It’s like they brought me into a room as a one man focus group in 1994 and twenty years later they produced this as the result" - Stan Bowles takes on Need For Speed Rivals
'A near limitless universe doesn’t necessarily mean limitless possibilities for gameplay' - Bee Bonthuys on No Man's Sky