The Slackers are part of an imaginary universe. It wasn’t their fault, well not completely. The caterpillar told them not to eat the mushroom on the right. But they did and for 15 yrs now they’ve had to play Imaginary-Jamaican-Rock-and-Roll, and try to explain that to everyone who passes. One asks,”Are you a reggae band?…where are your dreadlocks then?” Another says,”YOU DONT SOUND LIKE PUNK-ROCK WITH HORNS AT ALL!!” One elderly gent says,”Why it sounds like a lot of music I used to like, but I don’t think any of you boys look addicted to HEROIN!” Doomed to try and explain themselves to a world full of hungry club-promoters, style-police, genre-slaves and the generally confused, they wrote bio upon bio, hoping to snag someone…ANYONE!…who might understand…here is attempt #6,364…
Demented Promotions presents: Hellcat Records’ THE SLACKERS Paranoid Visions Chewing On Tinfoil 8pm, Tuesday, 7th August 2012 Whelan’s, Wexford Street
Tickets are €18 including booking fees from the WAV Ticket Office beside Whelan’s / 1890 200078 / http://wavtickets.ie/, Into The Void Records on 3A Whitefriar Place / http://www.intothevoidrecords.com/shop/ / 01 4053502, ReINKarnated Tattoo on 5 Parliament Street / 085 8115333, Sound Cellar 47 Nassau Street / 01 677 1940.
Alternatively you can send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org by midnight on Sunday 5th August with SLACKERSTICKETSPLEASE as the subject to be in with a chance of winning a pair of tickets.