Even though the bar staff bought me pints, I did make a point of letting them know, once it all calmed down, I said "I really could never do what you guys do".I don't think I'd be able for the drama
They were like "Yeah, we know". Fucking heroes these guys. And the Ambulance people, did more in five minutes than all of us could do in two hours.
I must commit this to record: Millwall cunt actually said "I don't think you know who I am darling". It was like being fifteen again. Apparently he invented KissFM. Didn't look like it when he was face down on the floor, shaking and frothing at the mouth.