I had this and I'm not even from Northern Ireland™
I went for a job interview in Cork and the English bosses jokingly asked if I had a bomb in my portfolio case.
I found the farther south you go the more ignorant/indifferent people are to the upper half of the island.
never heard of 'Khaleesi' before so I googled ''Khaleesi girls name''.Remember Khaleesi’s mass in the Phoenix Park - beautiful!
I don't see kids in my immediate future, but I agreed with herself that the first born son should be Seán, because me. His middle name would be Luke, because I think that's my great great granddads name. At least that's what I told her.
Then she went "Seán Luke? Seán Luke? Jean Luc? Do you want to name our first born son after a Star Trek character?!"
"No! But, it's not such a bad thing is it?"
does this mean youre back with the wife?!
Oh god no. That was a memory I was retelling.
Hilariously, or not, she is now in the employ of the pub next to my local, and I'm the the other side of next door to my local, so she's always knocking about. The two pubs share a beer garden.
Trying to claw it back to work situation stuff. The last two nights I was paid in pints to sit with rowdy dickheads and make sure they don't cause trouble. There was an ambulance and a police car involved last night, and I had to put up with being called "darling" by a crackhead Millwall cunt for an hour. I saved his life, prick.
Herself came out of her pub and looked at me and one of the barmaids decompressing. She says "Stuff always happens when you two are around"
No, I corrected her, stuff doesn't happen when we're around. If we weren't sorting this there'd be chaos.
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