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c0De_n1NjA

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Hamilton Burger said:
I was referring to what he was really implying - if, indeed, he is a "he".
You, on the other hand, are the mouldy cancerous scrotum dangling from the aging flesh of a Jimmy Saville lookalike who stands outside a school all day leering at young children.


that reply is too long, you greed-typing aids hoop.
 

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Well, when I was in a Turkish prison between the wars, I once lent 3shillings and six to a man who had 6fingers up his bum. 6 fingers Billy they called him.

I never got the money back off him. When I was eventually released, I had to milk camels to earn my fare back to Constantinople.
 

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Hamilton Burger said:
Because any man who drops five pills at once can't be trusted.

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If in doubt of dodgy lookin food joints, especially abroad....AVOID...symptoms may not be as short lived as imagined!.....chronic shittin disease aint pretty!......you have been warned. !bog
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