You know you're getting old.... (1 Viewer)

[JohnnyRaz]

I also once had an oyster dinner with Einstürzende Neubauten. And a birthday cake on a different occasion.

my friend had a cappuccino with al pachino

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[rettucs]

I also once had an oyster dinner with Einstürzende Neubauten. And a birthday cake on a different occasion.

belated happy birthday dude

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

belated happy birthday dude

It wasn’t my birthday and you’re a week early!

 

[flashback]

It wasn’t my birthday and you’re a week early!

predated happy birthday dude!

 

[rettucs]

It wasn’t my birthday and you’re a week early!

I have cancelled myself over this faux pas

 

[ann post]

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you know you are getting old power ballad

 

[pete]

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you know you are getting old power ballad

saw them in Las Vegas many many years ago when they were a comedy metal covers band called Metal Shop and IN FAIRNESS they were claaaassssss

 

[sleepy]

saw them in Las Vegas many many years ago when they were a comedy metal covers band called Metal Shop and IN FAIRNESS they were claaaassssss

They’re playing next May and I’m half tempted…

 

[seanc]

A Zimbabwean friend said that someone said he looked younger than his actual years.

I offered, unadvisedly, "Well, they say black don't crack mate".

By which I meant that, since he's got a lot more melanin in his skin than I do, he has less wrinkles and saggy skin. He is quite a bit older than me. I didn't think it was a terribly bad thing to say, but he didn't like it, he's mixed race (his own words), so I guess there's a bit of history there. And he spoke eruditely about it for a bit. When it all goes totally to shit, we need to look after each other, black, white, whatever.

But then he said, "when my son comes to visit, he'll look at you (as in me), and assume that you are about 60 years old. Whereas I know you are only in your forty's. This age thing and black don't crack and that, I don't like it at all. it doesn't matter."


I'm 39 you dickhead.

 

[nuke terrorist]

Such an odd repressed Irish Catholic type thing.


Was it at Fugazi where it went like this

Fugazi: " Last time we were here we handed out free condoms!"

crowd: "Wooooh yeah"

Fugazi: "So did any of you use them?"

Crowd:"......."

Crowd: ''...I don't fuck. At least I can fucking think!''

 

[prefuse]

I heard Nickelback - this is how you remind me on the radio the other day and liked it.

 

[Deadmanposting]

A Zimbabwean friend said that someone said he looked younger than his actual years.

I offered, unadvisedly, "Well, they say black don't crack mate".

By which I meant that, since he's got a lot more melanin in his skin than I do, he has less wrinkles and saggy skin. He is quite a bit older than me. I didn't think it was a terribly bad thing to say, but he didn't like it, he's mixed race (his own words), so I guess there's a bit of history there. And he spoke eruditely about it for a bit. When it all goes totally to shit, we need to look after each other, black, white, whatever.

But then he said, "when my son comes to visit, he'll look at you (as in me), and assume that you are about 60 years old. Whereas I know you are only in your forty's. This age thing and black don't crack and that, I don't like it at all. it doesn't matter."


I'm 39 you dickhead.

Cracker of a story

I'm at dinner with mostly black people tonight
And I've gotta bring a dish of food
I'm in a bit of torment - I don't think Caucasian food has a high reputation among the African people
I imagine they'll be sneakily slinging hot sauce into it the second my eyes are turned

My nose gets runny eating fucking Doritos

 

[prefuse]

I was in the city centre ((Dublin) for the first time in 3 years in November. And I don't really care if I ever see it again. (I'm sure I will) didn't really miss it.

 

[prefuse]

I can't say what my favourite album / song was of 2022.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

When you take personal interest in articles like this

New York governor legalizes human composting after death

State becomes sixth to pass legislation since 2019 and gives New Yorkers access to an alternative, green method of burial

www.theguardian.com

 

[Cormcolash]

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!

 

[pete]

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!

More like Stephen’s Green if it’s allowed here

 

[Benny Cake]

Two words: neti pot.

 

[therealjohnny]

Mystery pain in the upper back. Slept funny or lung cancer? who knows.

 

[egg_]

When the "You know you're getting old ..." thread is TEN YEARS OLD