wish I'd thought of this (1 Viewer)

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,,2237129,00.html

 

[theweeyin]

I'm gonna use that one.

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

just make sure you don't glue the "pleasure" hand.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

fair play to him, he'll have to come up with better consequence-free school dodging schemes though. i had braces when i was in secondary school (me teeth are going all crooked again now) and every month i used to have to go to see the orthodontist. the appointment card had loads of lines and after each visit the nurse would just put a line through the last date and write the new one on the next line. if ever i didnt want to go to school i'd just cross out the next appointment and write in todays date, show it to the teacher and head off downtown for a few hours, then cross out the new date and write the old one back in.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

glued to the bed, so he was

 

[theweeyin]

just make sure you don't glue the "pleasure" hand.

I'm a girl. Either hand will suffice.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I'm a girl. Either hand will suffice.

Girls are wierd.
I'd feel like I was cheating on myself if I switched hands.

 

[ratmonkey]

The left hand needn't know what the right hand is doing.

 

[Hector Grey]

fair play to him, he'll have to come up with better consequence-free school dodging schemes though. i had braces when i was in secondary school (me teeth are going all crooked again now) and every month i used to have to go to see the orthodontist. the appointment card had loads of lines and after each visit the nurse would just put a line through the last date and write the new one on the next line. if ever i didnt want to go to school i'd just cross out the next appointment and write in todays date, show it to the teacher and head off downtown for a few hours, then cross out the new date and write the old one back in.

and look at you now, a goggly toothed fucker having typewanks on the internerd.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

The left hand needn't know what the right hand is doing.

Trust is everything in any good relationship.

 

[Hector Grey]

Trust is everything in any good relationship.

what about blowjobs?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

what about blowjobs?

As a trust excercise?

 

[Hector Grey]

As a trust excercise?

whilst glued to the bed, yes.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

whilst glued to the bed, yes.

I can see this catching on in couples therapy.

 

[La La]

do you wish you'd thought of this too. dr winston umbongo?

http://inventorspot.com/articles/love_mattress_modern_sleeping_so_9568

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Being able to tuck you toes in is cool - I WANT ONE

 

[theweeyin]

do you wish you'd thought of this too. dr winston umbongo?

http://inventorspot.com/articles/love_mattress_modern_sleeping_so_9568

Naaace!

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

do you wish you'd thought of this too. dr winston umbongo?

http://inventorspot.com/articles/love_mattress_modern_sleeping_so_9568

it would be full of spent johnnys, crisp packets and sunday supplements in a week.

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

do you wish you'd thought of this too. dr winston umbongo?

http://inventorspot.com/articles/love_mattress_modern_sleeping_so_9568

its certainly better than my current one

 

[Hector Grey]

where are you gonna get sheets for that?

do you wish you'd thought of this too. dr winston umbongo?

http://inventorspot.com/articles/love_mattress_modern_sleeping_so_9568