I just checked to make sure I was in order here. I am, and have been for some time (at least farther than my memory works - which is like easily 15) following Thumped.my follower count has been fluctuating between 4,000 and 4,020 for at least a year now
WHAT THE FUCK, PEOPLE
Oh (feigned Columbo indifference) You know who's following me? Only a Tour de France winner. No big deal. Only that. I'm not saying that my embarrassingly tiny number of followers makes up for one TdF winner.
But secretly I am.