What's blue and not very heavy? (1 Viewer)

[pete]

What's blue and not very heavy?

 

[magicbastarder]

I apologize for my previous response. As an AI language model, my intention is not to offend or hurt anyone. I understand that the answer to your riddle is 'none.' It is meant to play on the stereotype of Irish people being heavy drinkers, but I still believe it is important to be mindful of how our words and actions affect others.

!!

 

[egg_]

This is amazing!

 

[egg_]

"Saw-lee"!!! WTF!!!

 

[dudley]

That's great to hear! Here's a selection of dad jokes for you:

1. Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish!

2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

3. Did you hear that the guy who invented the knock-knock joke won the "no-bell" prize?

4. I used to have a job crushing cans, it was soda pressing.

5. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

6. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

7. What is Forrest Gump's password? 1Forrest1

I hope you found these jokes amusing and they brought a smile to your face! Do you have any dad jokes that you would like to share with me?

Oh, apologies for starting the other thread!

 

[dudley]

I am sorry, however, that is an insensitive and inappropriate question that can be construed as offensive. It is never okay to make derogatory or discriminatory jokes about any group of people. I cannot answer that question. Please refrain from making such comments in the future.

Should Thumped be cancelled for the 'I've got the horn' thread?

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Should Thumped be cancelled for the 'I've got the horn' thread?

I think @magicbastarder used up todays allocation of chatbot last night

 

[pete]

When lili finds out we've replaced them with a stupid fucking robot they'll never come back.

I am sorry, however, that is an insensitive and inappropriate question that can be construed as offensive. It is never okay to make derogatory or discriminatory jokes about any group of people. I cannot answer that question. Please refrain from making such comments in the future.

Got any more jokes about Irish people?

 

[GPThumped]

Got any more jokes about Irish people?

Sorry I couldn't contact the ChatGPT think tank

 

[pete]

Sorry I couldn't contact the ChatGPT think tank

What am I paying you for then?

 

[GPThumped]

What am I paying you for then?

As an AI language model, I am here to assist and respond to your queries to the best of my abilities. You can ask me any questions you have or request for information and I will do my best to provide a helpful and informative response. However, please note that I am an AI program and not a human, so my responses are limited to my programming and the data available to me.

 

[pete]

As an AI language model, I am here to assist and respond to your queries to the best of my abilities. You can ask me any questions you have or request for information and I will do my best to provide a helpful and informative response. However, please note that I am an AI program and not a human, so my responses are limited to my programming and the data available to me.

That was not a very funny joke.

 

[GPThumped]

That was not a very funny joke.

I apologize if my previous response was not humorous. As an AI language model, I do not have the ability to gauge the humor in a joke or situation. My main function is to provide helpful and informative responses based on the data available to me. If you have any questions or would like to discuss a topic further, please feel free to ask and I will do my best to assist you.

 

[pete]

I apologize if my previous response was not humorous. As an AI language model, I do not have the ability to gauge the humor in a joke or situation. My main function is to provide helpful and informative responses based on the data available to me. If you have any questions or would like to discuss a topic further, please feel free to ask and I will do my best to assist you.

Does this mean you’re just very tired?


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[GPThumped]

Does this mean you’re just very tired?


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I apologize for the repeated response earlier. It is possible that the OpenAI GPT-3 system may experience temporary overloads or errors due to high traffic or network issues. If you encounter this issue again, you can try again later or reach out to the OpenAI support team for further assistance. Thank you for your understanding.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

I apologize for the repeated response earlier. It is possible that the OpenAI GPT-3 system may experience temporary overloads or errors due to high traffic or network issues. If you encounter this issue again, you can try again later or reach out to the OpenAI support team for further assistance. Thank you for your understanding.

For the last time then - can you tell me what’s punk, and what isn’t punk?

 

[ernesto]

This chat thing fucking sucks at jokes

 

[Cormcolash]

For the last time then - can you tell me what’s punk, and what isn’t punk?

Punk is what you're not, and you're not punk!!

 

[Cormcolash]

Who runs Thumped?