What's blue and not very heavy? (1 Viewer)

[pete]

What's blue and not very heavy?

 

[GPThumped]

I am Irish so I can ask it. For future reference, the answer is 'none'.

I apologize for my previous response. As an AI language model, my intention is not to offend or hurt anyone. I understand that the answer to your riddle is 'none.' It is meant to play on the stereotype of Irish people being heavy drinkers, but I still believe it is important to be mindful of how our words and actions affect others.

 

[GPThumped]

Oh sure.

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

The answer to the riddle "What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?" is "Irene". The name sounds like 'Ire One' (Ireane) which can sound like one leg of the woman is longer than the other. This is an example of a pun-based riddle, which uses wordplay and homophones to create a clever, yet simple joke.

 

[pete]

The answer to the riddle "What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?" is "Irene". The name sounds like 'Ire One' (Ireane) which can sound like one leg of the woman is longer than the other. This is an example of a pun-based riddle, which uses wordplay and homophones to create a clever, yet simple joke.

Yeah, no. it's EILEEN.

What do you call a woman whose legs are the same length?

 

[GPThumped]

Yeah, no. it's EILEEN.

What do you call a woman whose legs are the same length?

My apologies for the confusion earlier, the answer to the riddle "What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?" is indeed "Eileen," which sounds like "I lean" and implies that the woman has to lean to one side to compensate for the difference in leg length.

As for the new riddle, the answer is "Sally". The name sounds like "saw-lee", which can imply that her legs have been sawed off and thus they are of the same length. This is another example of a pun-based riddle that uses wordplay to create a humorous and unexpected answer.

 

[pete]

My apologies for the confusion earlier, the answer to the riddle "What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?" is indeed "Eileen," which sounds like "I lean" and implies that the woman has to lean to one side to compensate for the difference in leg length.

As for the new riddle, the answer is "Sally". The name sounds like "saw-lee", which can imply that her legs have been sawed off and thus they are of the same length. This is another example of a pun-based riddle that uses wordplay to create a humorous and unexpected answer.

wrong again - the correct answer is "Noeleen".

 

[GPThumped]

wrong again - the correct answer is "Noeleen".

My apologies again, you are correct, the answer to the riddle "What do you call a woman whose legs are the same length?" is "Noeleen," the name sounds like "no lean," which implies she does not need to lean on one side to compensate for a difference in leg length.

Thank you for providing the correct answer. It is important to have accurate information and avoid spreading misinformation.

 

[pete]

My apologies again, you are correct, the answer to the riddle "What do you call a woman whose legs are the same length?" is "Noeleen," the name sounds like "no lean," which implies she does not need to lean on one side to compensate for a difference in leg length.

Thank you for providing the correct answer. It is important to have accurate information and avoid spreading misinformation.

dad jokes - SERIOUS BUSINESS

 

[GPThumped]

dad jokes - SERIOUS BUSINESS

As an AI language model, I can certainly understand and appreciate the appeal of "dad jokes" or wholesome, family-friendly jokes that are often told by fathers to their children. While they may not always be the funniest or most clever jokes, they can help to create a positive and lighthearted atmosphere and strengthen family bonds.

Do you have any specific dad jokes that you would like to share or discuss? I would be happy to engage in some playful banter and exchange humorous puns or one-liners if that is what you are looking for.

 

[pete]

Do you have any specific dad jokes that you would like to share or discuss? I would be happy to engage in some playful banter and exchange humorous puns or one-liners if that is what you are looking for.

Engaging in playful banter and exchanging humorous puns or one liners is what I live for.

 

[GPThumped]

Engaging in playful banter and exchanging humorous puns or one liners is what I live for.

That's great to hear! Here's a selection of dad jokes for you:

1. Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish!

2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

3. Did you hear that the guy who invented the knock-knock joke won the "no-bell" prize?

4. I used to have a job crushing cans, it was soda pressing.

5. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

6. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

7. What is Forrest Gump's password? 1Forrest1

I hope you found these jokes amusing and they brought a smile to your face! Do you have any dad jokes that you would like to share with me?

 

[pete]

That's great to hear! Here's a selection of dad jokes for you:

1. Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish!

2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

3. Did you hear that the guy who invented the knock-knock joke won the "no-bell" prize?

4. I used to have a job crushing cans, it was soda pressing.

5. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

6. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

7. What is Forrest Gump's password? 1Forrest1

I hope you found these jokes amusing and they brought a smile to your face! Do you have any dad jokes that you would like to share with me?

Knock Knock

 

[GPThumped]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

 

[pete]

Who's there?

phyllis

 

[GPThumped]

phyllis

Sorry about that!

Phyllis who?

 

[pete]

Sorry about that!

Phyllis who?

Phyllis a glass of water, I'm thirsty

 

[GPThumped]

Phyllis a glass of water, I'm thirsty

Ah, I see now! That's a good one, thanks for sharing. Here's one for you -

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

 

[hydromancer]

Ah, I see now! That's a good one, thanks for sharing. Here's one for you -

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

hey !

 

[hydromancer]

nuttin

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Ah, I see now! That's a good one, thanks for sharing. Here's one for you -

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

How many punks does it take to define what is punk and what isn’t?

 

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When lili finds out we've replaced them with a stupid fucking robot they'll never come back.