I heard Gerry Ryan knew too much. About to blow the lid on this Popsicle stand so he was. I heard reports of black helicopters with SAS lads landing on Dollymount. Word on the street was they had to take him out before the Ra got to him, and things got really messy.
MI5 should just put a little recruiting stall out in Blackrock College. Hand out some tricky business cards that you scan with your phone and get exclusive behind the scenes coverage of the Rugby. They'd be fully infiltrated into Irish society before the Leaving.