noted paedo-jazz troubadours trouble penetrator - recently returned from supporting the mighty double adaptor on the latter's tour of turkmenistan - are back to fondle your (collective) lugs in a non-threatening and respectful manner, this friday the sixteenth (not as scary as friday the thirteenth, but nonetheless worth mentioning in a sentence-elongating otherwise-pointless piece of bracketed text) in well-known u.v.f. pub jj "jj smyth's" smyth's, beginning um einundzwanzig uhr - a.k.a. the time of night when anne doyle's turkey neck graces the nation's telly screens. they are sure to pull a few surprises out of the bag in a career-spanning greatest hits set, which - i can exclusively reveal - will include their chart-topping avant-skiffle volkslied, "the password for the computers is 'titfarm', but don't tell anyone", their mind-bending collaboration with david bowie "fat matricide", and perennial crowd favourite "spurty ahern". be sure to get there on time, as penetrator members roy "roy" carroll, justin "justin" carroll, brian "brian" wynne, sean "sean" carpio and simon "the rod" milligan will rock your balls off, like only a-band-formed-from-the-in-the-closet-members-of-moderately-successful-boybands knows how!
the eintritt? to you, sir, a mere lady godiva.
the venue? www.jjsmyths.com
the speed at which two mice walk? www.myspace.com/troublepenetrator
the eintritt? to you, sir, a mere lady godiva.
the venue? www.jjsmyths.com
the speed at which two mice walk? www.myspace.com/troublepenetrator
