Thread for the worst football ever played (1 Viewer)

[Unicron]

This seems like the right thread for this.

Pulis has left Stoke apparently.

 

[Hector Grey]

This seems like the right thread for this.

Pulis has left Stoke apparently.

There's an opening at Goodison. Go on, Tony. Diorryn Gibson can be your muse.

 

[washingcattle]

There's an opening at Goodison. Go on, Tony. Diorryn Gibson can be your muse.

I'll get my can of gasoline and some matches ready.

 

[east hastings]

coincided with mourinho leaving real madrid, maybe they're switching sides

 

[Hector Grey]

coincided with mourinho leaving real madrid, maybe they're switching sides

Madrid's more of a Big Sam Allardyce kinda joint.

 

[washingcattle]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23240104

Is this the worst attempt at cheating ever ?

Also Police Machine FC !!!!

 

[Cormcolash]

Pretty sure the exact same sort of thing happened in some minor league in India years ago. Wasn't Police Machine FC though!!!

The Ugandan league is great for comedy names

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ugandan_Super_League

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Police_FC_(Uganda)

 

[Unicron]

Shame it wasn't Nani

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[washingcattle]

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[Cormcolash]

Best thing about that is they got bate 1-0 too, haha

"We're so much better than you, we're going to showboat!"
"Fair enough, we're just going to win 1-0"

 

[Richie]

Cue Yakedy Sax:

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[Cormcolash]

Hahaha!

 

[washingcattle]

Bayerns defending in the German supercup.

Fucking hell.

If Pep can turn a defence that good last season into this pack of clowns I'm actually worried about what Martinez might turn our lot into.

 

[Hector Grey]

Bayerns defending in the German supercup.

Fucking hell.

If Pep can turn a defence that good last season into this pack of clowns I'm actually worried about what Martinez might turn our lot into.

I wouldn't worry about Bayern's defence. Pep wants to buy David Luiz. So....rock solid so.

 

[washingcattle]

I wouldn't worry about Bayern's defence. Pep wants to buy David Luiz. So....rock solid so.

David Luiz should only be allowed to play for Rafa. To be fair he was nothing if not entertaining during the Confederations cup. He's like an elongated Carles Puyol.

 

[Hector Grey]

He's the new Roque Junior.

 

[Unicron]

Thread for the worst bowling by a footballer ever bowled

At last something that Juan Mata is bad at. I was getting sick of him being rich and handsome and good at football and clever and seemingly nice.

 

[washingcattle]

His technique is so bad it's comical.

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

I bet he did it on purpose to make us idiots feel better :/

 

[Hector Grey]

I'm even worse than that at the bowelling, so i don't feel any better. I once knocked all the pins over three lanes down.