The Yips. (1 Viewer)

[Corey]

Nothing works and i cant do shit.

Pointers?

 

[Franco]

Have a wank.

 

[Pantone247]

isn't that what new-ish tv station Dave is for?

8 hours of Top Gear followed by 5 hours of Who's Line is it Anyway

like being in a coma, only with ad breaks

 

[Corey]

isn't that what new-ish tv station Dave is for?

8 hours of Top Gear followed by 5 hours of Who's Line is it Anyway

like being in a coma, only with ad breaks

'Dave' TV?

Seriously?

Osama Van Halen's gonna do his nut.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

It's the best channel on telly except for FX.

 

[Unicron]

When Bernhard Langer had the yips he changed to a broom handle style putter.

 

[Space]

I think you've answered your question in the thread title. You need yips.

 

[flashback]

Jesus.

alright.
What are the fucking yips?
I even looked up the dictionary. Its no help.

A mental disconnect between the mind and the body. May result in becoming a hacker.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yips
there's that golf yoke. And then... fuck, first there was that whole Who's fucking Matt Damon that wasn't funny, but was, now The Yips.

 

[Space]

Round here yips = pills.

 

[coast to coast]

When Bernhard Langer had the yips he changed to a broom handle style putter.

When Bernard Jackman had the yips we lost fucking tons of lineout ball. Great guy and all but I think its time for Rory Best's slightly more accurate darts.

 

[Pedronimus]

When Bernhard Langer had the yips he changed to a broom handle style putter.

Eric Bristow got the darts equivalent which is called 'Dartitis'.

 

[Pantone247]

'Dave' TV?

Seriously?

Osama Van Halen's gonna do his nut.

seriously

http://uktv.co.uk/dave/homepage/sid/5002

like Trebor Softmints for your frontal lobes

 

[Jerry Twig]

Round here yips = pills.

No, round here yips = getting the shakes when you're trying to putt on the green.

 

[flashback]

No, round here yips = getting the shakes when you're trying to putt on the green.

Golf players. They go on about everything.
You never hear about brain surgeons or F1 drivers going on about the yips. They just get on with shit.

 

[Space]

No, round here yips = getting the shakes when you're trying to putt on the green.

Posho

 

[Jerry Twig]

Posho

While you're down a back alley doing 'pills' everyone else is off playing golf, or didn't anyone tell you?

My lifestyle determines my deathstyle.

 

[Corey]

The yips are basically when you suddenly become very shit at what you are best at for no descernable reason.

My yips are a by-product of my blatant un-professionalism and shitty work ethic.

And now i have a cold.

 

[shidheat]

i was sure this was going to be about gicking some yips

 

[cephalopod]

luv da yips, cannae get enuf of dem into me on a satudayyyyyy

 

[Osama Van Halen]

The yips are basically when you suddenly become very shit at what you are best at for no descernable reason.

My yips are a by-product of my blatant un-professionalism and shitty work ethic.

And now i have a cold.

YIPS ARE THE OUL' HOOTELAWNS, THE RAVE-A-TRONS, BANGERS.

NEVER HEARD IT USED AS A DESCRIPTION FOR BOTTLING OUT AND LOSING IT. I'D CALL THAT 'SUCKING ASS' OR 'CRASHING BACK DOWN TO EARTH'. BOTH OF WHICH HAPPEN AFTER YOU'VE TAKEN A HEAP OF YIPS.

ALLAHQUAANNNDO!!!

IF ONLY DAVE TV WAS REALLY DAVE TV.