the WTF part is that after he did all this, he also felt a burning need to satisfy his urge to be caned by teenage boys
so he... set up a fake school
and enrolled as a fake student
and would deliberately allow himself to be caught smoking, by teenage boys, at his fake school, so that the other boys — having been appointed as prefects — would have the authority to cane him, which they did
so he... set up a fake school
and enrolled as a fake student
and would deliberately allow himself to be caught smoking, by teenage boys, at his fake school, so that the other boys — having been appointed as prefects — would have the authority to cane him, which they did