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That's dumb
A lad in work keeps commenting on my hair. I recently cut it off quite short and he yelled "why did you cut your hair!?" at me. Twice now he's told me his girlfriend wants to cut her hair off and he's told her "pack your bags" and also keeps asking my "how long will your hair take to grow back."
Fuck her.
Aw manSomeone I matched with recently asked me if I'd be willing to shave my beard down. When I said my current plan was to grow it out for a year and then see how I feel she immediately unmatched me.
The beard is the best bit FFS, it hides my awful face.
Can confirm.You definitely do not have an awful face, but separate from that beards are great. Fuck her.
I picked up my kids from crèche today and one of the other kids came up to me and said “Your beard is shorter”. He was right.I had a haircut and beard trim yesterday and no one at work noticed : (
No that's a shoe.That's what Katy Perry look like now???
A while ago a girl in work who I sometimes include on the coffee run asked me "if I grew the beard travelling"? First of all I hadn't been travelling, hadn't been off at all, secondly I'd had the beard for about 12 years. I had gotten a haircut. Reminded me of when Homer gets the hair transplant in the Simpsons. She also used to slap arses at the Christmas party. Gas woman.I had a haircut and beard trim yesterday and no one at work noticed : (
A while ago a girl in work who I sometimes include on the coffee run asked me "if I grew the beard travelling"? First of all I hadn't been travelling, hadn't been off at all, secondly I'd had the beard for about 12 years. I had gotten a haircut. Reminded me of when Homer gets the hair transplant in the Simpsons. She also used to slap arses at the Christmas party. Gas woman.
BRING BACK TEH RIDESCan confirm.
Don't think so. I've only ever shaved it off for Halloween costumes since I left college.Did you not go completely clean shaven only a few months ago?
Or am I going mad?
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