The WTF Thread (1 Viewer)

[nooleen]

i had one once and it seemed just like your average donut

 

[ann post]

Didn't realize we had such a large police force.

 

[travispickle]

Meanwhile, In Blanchardstown

I work near there; huge line of traffic last night on the way to it, and they've installed a HUGE LED screen with an arrow pointing in the direction of the shop. We are all doomed.

 

[therealjohnny]

I am both morto and scarleh for our mas for having us

 

[hermie]

Clapping replaced by 'jazz hands' at Manchester student union events

 

[ann post]

Clapping replaced by 'jazz hands' at Manchester student union events

I'm on the scale of sensory where clapping can be a nightmare. I get a info overload type thing and can decipher nothing visually/audibly for a few secs after the clapping. I was at a thing recently where the ISL model of applause was used, made life a bit easier and also, realistically shows how weird the whole concept is in general. I understand 'jazz hands' looks crazy at first, but then like, so does clapping.

 

[hermie]

I'm on the scale of sensory where clapping can be a nightmare. I get a info overload type thing and can decipher nothing visually/audibly for a few secs after the clapping. I was at a thing recently where the ISL model of applause was used, made life a bit easier and also, realistically shows how weird the whole concept is in general. I understand 'jazz hands' looks crazy at first, but then like, so does clapping.

Jaysus, how do you cope at gigs and that?

 

[GO]

Fuck donuts. Fat lad grub

 

[ann post]

Jaysus, how do you cope at gigs and that?

Well you either don't go, get caned, spend a few hours getting in the headspace for it, know your exits and don't put yourself in a position you can't get out of and mostly its grand.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

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[Lili Marlene]

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oh lord

"and why not between humans and animals??"

do these dumb fucks really think they're the first person clever enough to think of a few stupid examples?

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Maybe it's a genuine suggestion. If a married or civil partnered couple can enter into one of these legal agreements with various financial benefits why shouldn't any two people, such as two siblings, be allowed to do it too? They don't have to be riding. Like that auld lad on the Joe Duffy show last year who married his male carer so that the carer could get the house. If it was a brother caring for him they couldn't have done that. At least I don't think so, I'm not sure but I imagine there'd be a tax liability for a brother

 

[nooleen]

US man loses hands and feet after catching disease from dog 'kiss'

 

[Unicron]

Maybe it's a genuine suggestion. If a married or civil partnered couple can enter into one of these legal agreements with various financial benefits why shouldn't any two people, such as two siblings, be allowed to do it too? They don't have to be riding. Like that auld lad on the Joe Duffy show last year who married his male carer so that the carer could get the house. If it was a brother caring for him they couldn't have done that. At least I don't think so, I'm not sure but I imagine there'd be a tax liability for a brother

His sister might be really hot

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Exactly

 

[Lili Marlene]

Maybe it's a genuine suggestion. If a married or civil partnered couple can enter into one of these legal agreements with various financial benefits why shouldn't any two people, such as two siblings, be allowed to do it too? They don't have to be riding. Like that auld lad on the Joe Duffy show last year who married his male carer so that the carer could get the house. If it was a brother caring for him they couldn't have done that. At least I don't think so, I'm not sure but I imagine there'd be a tax liability for a brother

It could be yeah except it's definitely not in this case.

 

[nooleen]

City council refloat idea of housing homeless on cruise ship

 

[Lili Marlene]

City council refloat idea of housing homeless on cruise ship

I've seen Wild WIld Country, I hope they do this.

 

[hermie]

City council refloat idea of housing homeless on cruise ship

Surely it would be just too tempting for FG not to cut them adrift or even torpedo them from the docks.

 

[nooleen]

or for them to cut themselves loose and set sail for a better country