The WTF Thread (2 Viewers)

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

no-one cares about cats though

https://www.google.ie/search?q=greg...d=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=Q8fpsQSNiyck3M:

 

[Theseus Mock]

New porn laws will mean Pornhub asks for your name and address | Metro News

Hand relief, beating your meat, bashing the bishop – whatever you call it, new laws coming into force in April will change the way Britain w*nks forever.

 

[pavlos]

A Wristband to Track Workers’ Hand Movements? (Amazon Has Patents for It)

 

[David Kronenbourg]

A Wristband to Track Workers’ Hand Movements? (Amazon Has Patents for It)

Morto when you forget to take it off while having a hungover wank in the jacks

 

[pete]

Considering getting into bitcoin mining?

 

[ann post]

Morto when you forget to take it off while having a hungover wank in the jacks

It's a fast track to automation in either case.

 

[nooleen]

Automated wanking?


(Is that's the joke...?)

 

[ann post]

Automated wanking?


(Is that's the joke...?)

I mostly was trying to push toward a robot that has been ai trained by these hand things that thinks the occasional wank is part of the task

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Miss South Africa wears gloves to meet orphans with HIV

 

[David Kronenbourg]

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[nooleen]

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Katie Hopkins collapses roadside in South Africa after 'taking ketamine'

 

[ernesto]

Katie Hopkins collapses roadside in South Africa after 'taking ketamine'

They should have released her in to a game park after and then the successful hunter could make a trophy out of her

 

[ann post]

I mostly was trying to push toward a robot that has been ai trained by these hand things that thinks the occasional wank is part of the task

Manna, Chapter 1, by Marshall Brain

Was directed to read this on the whole ai thing, it's an easy fun read/ thought experiment from 2003

 

[therealjohnny]

‘Lady Doritos’: a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist

The CEO of PepsiCo, which makes Doritos, thinks it has spotted a gap in the market for a cleaner, quieter version of the snack.
“They don’t like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don’t lick their fingers generously and they don’t like to pour the little broken pieces, and the flavour, into their mouths.”

 

[ernesto]

‘Lady Doritos’: a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist

The CEO of PepsiCo, which makes Doritos, thinks it has spotted a gap in the market for a cleaner, quieter version of the snack.
“They don’t like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don’t lick their fingers generously and they don’t like to pour the little broken pieces, and the flavour, into their mouths.”

Obviously have not seen Bridget Christie do her sketch on Bics for women

 

[pete]

Funny Board Game Shit Down To Bowl of Noodles To Cheat Punishment Party Interactive Toys -$5.99 Online Shopping| GearBest.com

 

[nooleen]

who the fuck keeps a crayfish as a pet?

A Pet Crayfish Can Clone Itself, and It's Spreading Around the World

 

[therealjohnny]

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[IFF]

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while in the uk, they can get as much pronography as possible

Thousands of porn images on Damian Green’s computer, says detective