The Thumped Story (1 Viewer)

[flashback]

Most central characters will be played by the same actor, which leads to confusion, until we learn that this character is a single person who appears to be a Guard based out of Monaghan.

Gradually pieces fall into place until we learn that the entirety of thumped is a highly directed, long running, sting operation. With the single aim of taking @ann post off the streets, only this time for good.

As the audience marvels at the parts coming into view, one question arises: but why? The Guard (based out of Monaghan) is shown packing away the investigation, clearing out the surveillance tools, and receiving an email.
He opens the email. It's a massive payment, and thanks. He's seen boarding a private jet with single metal brief case.

The last frame of the film is a familiar avatar, white background, "Thumped". As the camera pans, Vladimir Putin's face is seen lit from the computer monitor, logging out from user account "@pete", pulling the plugs on the rack of servers, and walking out from an unremarkable building he gets into a car and watches as heavy machinery flattens the office. Once satisfied he checks his watch, and directs his driver to move off.

:closing music swells as frame fades to black:

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

Presumably,because movies based on facts mess with them for dramatic effect,all the posters who have deserted will be killed off by covid?

 

[flashback]

Presumably,because movies based on facts mess with them for dramatic effect,all the posters who have deserted will be killed off by covid?

The posters who deserted are all innocents who saw the mask slip, and are last seen setting off to meet with the Guard (based out of Monaghan) to "borrow a pedal".

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Presumably,because movies based on facts mess with them for dramatic effect,all the posters who have deserted will be killed off by covid?

Suicide cult

 

[flashback]

There's a romantic love interest element too obviously, primarily based in and around a car park in Mullingar.

 

[Cormcolash]

Most central characters will be played by the same actor, which leads to confusion, until we learn that this character is a single person who appears to be a Guard based out of Monaghan.

Gradually pieces fall into place until we learn that the entirety of thumped is a highly directed, long running, sting operation. With the single aim of taking @ann post off the streets, only this time for good.

As the audience marvels at the parts coming into view, one question arises: but why? The Guard (based out of Monaghan) is shown packing away the investigation, clearing out the surveillance tools, and receiving an email.
He opens the email. It's a massive payment, and thanks. He's seen boarding a private jet with single metal brief case.

The last frame of the film is a familiar avatar, white background, "Thumped". As the camera pans, Vladimir Putin's face is seen lit from the computer monitor, logging out from user account "@pete", pulling the plugs on the rack of servers, and walking out from an unremarkable building he gets into a car and watches as heavy machinery flattens the office. Once satisfied he checks his watch, and directs his driver to move off.

:closing music swells as frame fades to black:

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[Diumraid]

I hope the self-celebration is handled tastefully ... who will play Jim Carroll?

 

[dudley]

I hope the self-celebration is handled tastefully ... who will play Jim Carroll?

"My god, Jim Carroll was Pete all along...."

 

[seanc]

Very Slowey is actually Kaiser Sozé??!!

 

[niallmc]

I feel a gofundme page brewing

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

I hope the self-celebration is handled tastefully ... who will play Jim Carroll?

We decided on the previous page that he will be a CGI construct played by Andy Serkis.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

Soundtrack will be songs from the Singles soundtrack played by Thumped bands.

DVD will have a commentary track by @ann post and @Lili Marlene talking about the environmental impact of Prince. Completely unrelated to the movie, apart from the scene where Greta Thunberg and Prince duet on a version of “When Doves Cry” but they will inexplicably change topic on the commentary to both talk about Sparks.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Soundtrack will be songs from the Singles soundtrack played by Thumped bands.

DVD will have a commentary track by @ann post and @Lili Marlene talking about the environmental impact of Prince. Completely unrelated to the movie, apart from the scene where Greta Thunberg and Prince duet on a version of “When Doves Cry” but they will inexplicably change topic on the commentary to both talk about Sparks.

When she's on her best behaviour
Don't be tempted by her favours
Never turn your back on Mother Earth

 

[rettucs]

the real burning question is, who features in the boning scenes.....

 

[JohnnyRaz]

the real burning question is, who features in the boning scenes.....

this is thumped - all boning stories will be narrated over moodily lit shots of 40 year olds fixing guitars

 

[rettucs]

this is thumped - all boning stories will be narrated over moodily lit shots of 40 year olds fixing guitars

tut-tutting at young folk drinking in the streets

 

[David Kronenbourg]

the real burning question is, who features in the boning scenes.....

mostly solo scenes tbf