The I used to think thread (1 Viewer)

[Wobbler]

I used to think that stuffing was the food that the chicken ate and digested when it was alive.

Did any of you think stupid things when you were little?

 

[frona]

You know the way it sometimes says Post no Bills on hoardings and abandoned buildings? Up until very recently I thought that that meant post no bills as in actual bills like electricity bills, gas bill etc.

 

[Thebeard]

My girlfriend used to think the lyrics for 'Dude Looks Like a Lady' by Aerosmith were 'Doodle like a Lady'.

 

[shower another shower]

Used to think life was in black and white before I was born, because the 'I love Lucy' show was.

 

[rettucs]

I used to think that thumped was a site for pretty people

until I saw some in person

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Used to think life was in black and white before I was born, because the 'I love Lucy' show was.

The sameish, it only occurred to me relatively late on in life that people used to live in living colour just like we do.

 

[Thebeard]

I used to think that sanitary towels were like nappies for women.

 

[therealjohnny]

That in America you stayed in school until you were about 30-- after seeing Grease

 

[ernesto]

only recently:
making ends meet. no making ends meat.

dope.

 

[CinnamonBoy]

You know the way it sometimes says Post no Bills on hoardings and abandoned buildings? Up until very recently I thought that that meant post no bills as in actual bills like electricity bills, gas bill etc.

I thought the same. I figured it out a good while ago though.

I used to assume I would marry my older sister. Seriously.

 

[Reets]

I thought the dimples on paths were there so blind cyclists knew they were coming to traffic lights.

 

[wild_cat]

I thought the dimples on paths were there so blind cyclists knew they were coming to traffic lights.

Eh cyclists?


Pedestrians... I only found out recently what they were, in my new found wisdom I decided to tell my brother to which he answered "I know what they are, I had to get the lads to rip up a load of concrete to put the fucking things in".

 

[Reets]

Eh cyclists?

yeah I know, but they always seem to be at the end of cycle path/lane things.

 

[wild_cat]

yeah I know, but they always seem to be at the end of cycle path/lane things.

True, I like your logic.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

America was a huge continent in the southern hemisphere (under africa) where mostly wrestlers lived.

 

[Anarcho Munk]

When my mammy asked me did I know where milk came from when I was about 3 I said....


"of course I do, ah amn't stewpid! it comes from the shop..."

"yes, but where does the shop get it from..."

"...."

"cows anarcho munk, milk comes from cows!"

"WAT"




And until I was about 6 or 7 I didn't have a clue what "fair dues" meant, i thought people were saying "fair juice" to each other all the time.
So one day I cracked up with the absurdity of it all
and shouted out "WELL WHAT DOES IT FRICKIN TASTE LIKE YOU EEJITS!"

 

[Jill Hives]

I've said this before:

Go-Karts were Goat Carts.

 

[Hector Grey]

i used to think there was hope. not no more.

 

[ann post]

nuns marry priests.

 

[Reets]

nuns marry priests.

I thought that too! I'm not sure where the pope fit in. . .