The Gareth Brooks thread (1 Viewer)

[rettucs]

No one seems to give much of a shit this time? Or is it the 2 years of covid malaise dulling my brain to not noticing.

not true, @Cormcolash is rightly pissed off. He hates boggers

 

[egg_]

Songs not being allowed to be fictional is definitely exactly what i said.

I admit it, I'm just blatantly using your post as a jumping off point to talk my own shite

 

[egg_]

Yeah but that whole fake persona thing is banned

/me squints eyes

Are you being serious? Please don't cancel Nicki Minaj

 

[egg_]

Sorry for all the overposting, I'm weirdly really enjoying work atm* and it's making me exuberant

*has only happened a handful of times in the 25 years I've been working in tech, so please don't rain on my parade

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I've seen the name Nicki Minaj before... I dunno, I'm just irrationally annoyed by Tom Waits, I even really like some of his music

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Songs are allowed to be fictional. Repeat after me

nonsense - you'll be saying David Bowie wasn't actually an transgender alien next!

 

[Lili Marlene]

Edit: nevermind all that.

My favourite persona will always be Kid Rock who was born the son of millionaires and pretends to be white trash.

 

[nuke terrorist]

Edit: nevermind all that.

My favourite persona will always be Kid Rock who was born the son of millionaires and pretends to be white trash.

Kid Rock used to have a Jedward haircut 30 years ago.

 

[Cormcolash]

nonsense - you'll be saying David Bowie wasn't actually an transgender alien next!

It's transgender alien paedophile, get it right!

 

[JohnnyRaz]

It's transgender alien paedophile, get it right!

Ok - I forgot he’d appeared in the ‘cancelled aliens’ thread

 

[Lili Marlene]

Kid Rock used to have a Jedward haircut 30 years ago.

His "Southern Beastie Boys" album is pretty good!

I mean, good enough to listen once through on Spotify anyway.

 

[Space]

Edit: nevermind all that.

My favourite persona will always be Kid Rock who was born the son of millionaires and pretends to be white trash.

But does he pretend to be a peado or actually is one?

"
Young ladies, young ladies
I like 'em underage see
Some say that's statutory
(Joe C.) But I say it's MANDATORY!"

 

[flashback]

I heard David Bowie enjoys having sex with people as a corpse. He hams it up a bit, gives it a bit of the ol' Headless Horseman schtick, and then gives all and sundry a damn good ramming.

 

[Lili Marlene]

But does he pretend to be a peado or actually is one?

"
Young ladies, young ladies
I like 'em underage see
Some say that's statutory
(Joe C.) But I say it's MANDATORY!"

Lol, i did not know about that one. The most uncancellable man on the planet emerges from this unscathed.

 

[Unicron]

Lol, i did not know about that one. The most uncancellable man on the planet emerges from this unscathed.

The only one on that side of things who ever got properly cancelled was Milo, who apparently these days is on some sort of some christian shopping channel selling religious tat and pushing his own conversion therapy centre.

Desperate ‘ex-gay’ Milo Yiannopoulos flogs Virgin Mary statues on Christian shopping channel

Self-described “ex-gay” Milo Yiannopoulos has been spotted on a Christian shopping channel selling statues of the Virgin Mary.

uk.news.yahoo.com

 

[therealjohnny]

The only one on that side of things who ever got properly cancelled was Milo, who apparently these days is on some sort of some christian shopping channel selling religious tat and pushing his own conversion therapy centre.

Desperate ‘ex-gay’ Milo Yiannopoulos flogs Virgin Mary statues on Christian shopping channel

Self-described “ex-gay” Milo Yiannopoulos has been spotted on a Christian shopping channel selling statues of the Virgin Mary.

uk.news.yahoo.com

I posted this in the "I hate this guy" thread last week. But in truth, it should be in the "I know he's awful but this is pathetic and now I feel sorry for him" thread

 

[Unicron]

I posted this in the "I hate this guy" thread last week. But in truth, it should be in the "I know he's awful but this is pathetic and now I feel sorry for him" thread

He's not yet pathetic enough for me to feel sympathy for him, he was a massive shit.

 

[therealjohnny]

He's not yet pathetic enough for me to feel sympathy for him, he was a massive shit.

Good point, well made

 

[therealjohnny]

I was thinking in honour of the auspicious occasion of the triumphant return of Gareth, we good Brookes-ify Thumped

So the animated gif thread could become "God's greatest gifs"

"Hellword" could be "If tomorrow never comes"

Eirecore could be "The Life and Times of Chris Gaines" because although it is Thumped, it also isn't.

An alternative title could be "Friends in Low Places"



Thoughts?

 

[rettucs]

@pete should change his name to Gareth too