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Overpopulated cities becoming bordered by sprawling mass graves.

Ireland becomes one enormous ghost estate.

Hospitals overworked by prolonging the lives of the wealthy begin to iradicate the poor.

Music industry finally collapses leading to studio closures and soon all music takes on the same cultural aspects as trad.

As oil and gas run out wind and solar energy become more sought after leading nordic countries to rent space from equatorial countries. Africa and Mexico become the new super powers.

Porn Idol becomes the most watched TV show of all time.

Hounds and No Spill Blood become the earths biggest bands


My band finally releases it's album.


It doesn't sell any copies as no one owns music playing devices anymore.


Everton win the Champions League which is now equivalent to the fourth division. Real Madrid and Barcelona finally go the whole hog and buy every other team in Spain and have themselves declared nations by FIFA.


Dubliners now live in fear of roving gangs of rugby players who, backed up by their parents money have now become street gangs completely outside of the law.

In America Bullet proof vests now outsell any other form of clothing, Nike, Addidas and Levis become the most popular manufacturers.

Neil Young, Bob Dylan and the Rolling Stones all live well into their hundreds.

Iggy Pop and Maddonna finally become undistinguishable from each other. Pop in fact turns up at the rock and roll hall of fame and steals her award from the organisers.

He later pawns this to buy bath salts which are now the most popular drug on earth leading to mass orgies naked of canabalism in Miami where 3,000 people are slaughtered using makeshift weapons such as ice skates duct taped to baseball bats. US president Justin Bieber declares the rioting "Icky"

Isreal becomes a spherical steel object which floats 300 miles above the earth. It is payed for by US subsidies. No one on earth really cares. The muslim world eventually embraces democracy and subsequently their economies implode after years of neglect by inept politicians.

Women finally admit that they fart.
 

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