The Confessions thread (1 Viewer)

[magicbastarder]

I don't know what a router is

it routs.

 

[prefuse]

I've been listening to loads of Alex Jones lately and I really enjoy it.
It's so entertaining.


Not Aled Jones.....he's a lunatic.

 

[sleepy]

I think the most productive thing I did today was buying sweat pants online.

 

[shidheat]

sweat pants

(sorry, those two words together conjure up a sweaty image)

 

[David Kronenbourg]

I think the most productive thing I did today was buying sweat pants online.

apologise now for using the words sweat pants

 

[sleepy]

apologise now for using the words sweat pants

Never, I'll be using them for running mainly. They're going to get sweaty. Really sweaty.

 

[flashback]

Never, I'll be using them for running mainly. They're going to get sweaty. Really sweaty.

I'd like to subscribe to your onlyfans account.

 

[sleepy]

I'd like to subscribe to your onlyfans account.

I'll dm you.
It's mainly videos of me running and moaning
I've been banned from 4 parks already.

 

[magicbastarder]

i believe the jogging scene in mullingar is good.

 

[Cormcolash]

"I'm just taking the dog for a walk"

 

[sleepy]

i believe the jogging scene in mullingar is good.

That's jogging with a capital D

 

[pete]

"I'm just taking the dog for a walk"

Husband on leash breached Quebec's Covid curfew

Canadian police fined the couple, who were trying to exploit curfew rules that allow dog-walking.

www.bbc.com