Tell me a joke thread (1 Viewer)

[Repelies]

Doc to bloke in hospital: "The bad news is we amputated both your legs. The good news is the guy in the next room wants to buy your slippers."

 

[Mormon Nailer]

What do you call 2 Spanish firemen?

Hose A and Hose B

 

[nooleen]

Have you heard about the Bonnie Tyler satnav?

Spoiler

It's rubbish. It keeps telling you to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart.

 

[Jerry Twig]

What do you call an Italian with a prosthetic leg?

Rubber-toe

 

[nooleen]

what do you call a guy with no lower leg bones?

tony

Spoiler: joke explanation

(toe-knee)

 

[Jerry Twig]

what do you call a guy with no lower leg bones?

tony

Spoiler: joke explanation

(toe-knee)

Mmmmm

 

[nooleen]

i read that one on some novelty toilet paper a few weeks ago

it took me a while to figure it out

 

[HMD]

My son made this up

What do you call a cat that poos everywhere?






Shittens

 

[sleepy]

Did you hear about the perverted egg?

He went around with his yoke hanging out.

 

[GO]

Why doesn't Santa Claus have children?

He only comes once a year and that's down the chimney

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

 

[therealjohnny]

Gasp

 

[magicbastarder]

verbal joke; two fish swimming along, minding their own business, and all of a sudden they swim into a concrete wall. one turns to the other and says 'damn!'

 

[Unicron]

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

Spoiler

None?

 

[Burgerbarbaby]

Can't seem to link to this for some reason, but the best joke is Norm MacDonald's Moth Joke.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Spoiler

None?

Yes.

Someone told that last night.

 

[Jim Daniels]

What do you call a girl with just one leg?
Eileen

What do you call a girl with no legs?
Noleen

 

[HMD]

Diddles telling this joke to our son after her dad died the other day.

D: What have i and bat man got in common?
Z: What
D: starts singing this

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[Diddles]

Great parenting skills on my part, he won't grow up wrong.

 

[dunderhead]

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