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[pete]

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not showing up on desktop for me so this is the link anyway

 

[therealjohnny]

Filming yourself reacting to memes is a thing now?

 

[pete]

Filming yourself reacting to memes is a thing now?

The internet’s always been a strange place.

 

[ann post]

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We worked with Keaton Patti to make a bot watch over 400,000 hours of stand up comedy and then write its own special. Here is the best it could do.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Uh... not bad?

 

[ann post]

Uh... not bad?

Yeah got a few laughs out of me.

Not going near a captca this week

 

[Cormcolash]

I'm drinking out of a bottle of cigarettes as we speak

 

[ann post]

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[sleepy]

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Great joke. Awesome delivery. Love it. I’m not going to lie, I laughed a lot

 

[therealjohnny]

A man walks into a bakery in Glasgow and asks "Is that a cake or a meringue?"
To which the baker replies "No you're quite right. It's a cake."

 

[seanc]

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EDIT: That didn't work, try this:

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Whilst 'The Rascal King' plays

 

[seanc]

Just heard this, so before I forget:



How do you titillate an ocelot?




Oscillate it's tits a lot.

 

[seanc]

There was bands on in the pub last night. The bass player came on to do his line check, an impossibly old dude, he was really loud at first but very good. Bass strapped high, much slap.

"He's alright for an old geezer inn'he", says my mate to me.

I replied, "he's not a beginner, HE'S GONE STRAIGHT TO LEVEL 42!!!!!!!"





I left about twenty minutes later, can't be dealing with that.

 

[seanc]

I'm actually relieved that got some traction. I shouldn't stress about Thumped. Gorillas mot as scare now.

 

[therealjohnny]

"Excited to announce I'm taking over as lead cream-injector at the company that makes the world's largest profiteroles. Big chouxs to fill, I know."

 

[rettucs]

did you hear about the 2 lads who robbed a calendar?

got six months each

(robbed from athletico mince)

 

[seanc]

I once had an unhappy customer.

"you know what, go fuck yourself"

A minute later they said "is he still here?"
"What?! I've bent over backwards for you people!"



I think that's an original, but maybe I'm wrong.