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an old friend of mine had everything going for him but he met a terrible end -

he worked hard at school for 14 years and did brilliantly, went to university for six years and got first class honours, then went to work for a multinational where he met his girlfriend, they bought a house, got married and had three kids... but tragically he's so delusional he doesn't realise how shit his life is
 

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an old friend of mine had everything going for him but he met a terrible end -

he worked hard at school for 14 years and did brilliantly, went to university for six years and got first class honours, then went to work for a multinational where he met his girlfriend, they bought a house, got married and had three kids... but tragically he's so delusional he doesn't realise how shit his life is
Actual lol 😀
 

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an old friend of mine had everything going for him but he met a terrible end -

he worked hard at school for 14 years and did brilliantly, went to university for six years and got first class honours, then went to work for a multinational where he met his girlfriend, they bought a house, got married and had three kids... but tragically he's so delusional he doesn't realise how shit his life is



2 of the hundreds of songs that come to mind 🙂
 

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2 of the hundreds of songs that come to mind 🙂
Yeah. I never heard the XTC song before which was good actually.
my brother is a big FNM fan so I should know Everything's Ruined' but can't remember it and I even saw them in 1993 at Dalymount. I definitely never saw the video before.

there was a lot of early hardcore punk songs dealing with avoiding going from being a teen to becoming the head of a 'hardworking family'. e.g. 'Suburban Wasteland' by ARTIFICIAL PEACE or 'Life's Process' by THE NIHILISTICS.

Being in a (long term) relationship or being a parent can be extremely rewarding BUT what society asks of people (working long hours, mortgage etc) is cruel beyond words.
I'd rather have lots of friends than concentrate any kindness I have mostly on just a few people.

plus I'm useless, lazy, ugly as sin and prefer chilling out on my own.
 

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