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"Cleaning has become really popular. Everywhere I go I see Polish shops"

Made that up today....awful.
 

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Heard this one today and it made me laugh harder than it should have:

A squirrel is chillin' in a tree when a cow climbs up and sits next to him.

"Whatcha doin' here?" asks the squirrel.

"I'm here to eat some apples." says the cow.

"But this is a pine tree!"


"I know, I brought my own apples."
 

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Guy goes into a pet shop and says "I'd like to buy a wasp please"
The shop assistant says, "we don't sell wasps, this is a pet shop"
Guys says "but you have one in the window"!
 

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What's funnier than 16 giraffes?


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17 giraffes



Wasted on you lot, but my nephew's (and all my high friends) loved it. 17 is a funny number.
 

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