Sympathy For Knacker (1 Viewer)

[cuntface]

Billum was hit by a car door on the way home on his bicycle from work yesterday!
He needs messages of sympathy and disgust against the bmw driver who wasnt paying attention

 

[sparse]

That the last time a plebb like you Billy will touch a BMW.

 

[snap-apple]

not even the good taste to get hit by a jag or merc...
get well soon billiam.

 

[hop]

ah jayz billie not another injury

get well soon dude

 

[kstop]

My girlf cycles to work, and I live in fear of her being flattened by a boy racer/Merc/bus. She's had quite a few close calls. So basically yeah, drivers suck, sue the bastard.

 

[minka]

i have been afeared of cycling in the city centre ever since a friend of mine was run over by a lorry on the quays. she survived, but was on crutches for aaaaaages.

get well soon, mr. gannon.

 

[Hector Grey]

jeez. am i the only person around here who wants you dead?

what's with that?

 

[Donal]

Get well soon billiam.

In a way this could have happened to any of us. Well maybe not those who drive or get the bus or walk. But still ... a few of us.

It happened to you though and thats the main thing.

It is a brave thing you did billy. A bit like Clint in the 1993 motion picture 'In the line of Fire', where you are Clint and the bullet is a BMW and the President is Everyone on thumped who cycles.

Makes you think.

Anyway, I hope this eases the unbearable pain you are suffering. You ARE in pain, right?

 

[Yurn!]

Peace Knacker.

Surely now its time to get something done about these marauding gangs of car doors. Disgrace.

 

[spectraljanitor]

billy ballroom

jayz man be careful of the beamers! i hope this doesn't prevent billy from booking bands outside of the pale for the ballroom...

 

[Unclealo]

Re: billy ballroom

Originally posted by spectraljanitor
i hope this doesn't prevent billy from booking bands outside of the pale for the ballroom...

Myself and Derek fill up the muck savage quotient

 

[spectraljanitor]

what is the origin of the muck that you savage?

 

[nlgbbbblth]

mend soon Wm

 

[herv]

get well soon bill.

 

[MDR]

Billy - may your scabby leg be a lesson to all of us. Get well soon and I hope your sick note is of a generous length.

 

[Knacker]

Thanks everyone.

Joss even called in to me. Little do you all know it is an insurance scam. Ooops. Still, I'll sleep well at night in the knowledge that Beemer drivers' premia will rise by 0.01%.