Stuff Customers say to me in work (1 Viewer)

[GO]

Was it Nailerz?

MC Sniffy?

Maybe thats what he was so upset about?

 

[jonah]

"You're very tall for an Asian"

 

[Unicron]

"You're very tall for an Asian"

But you're not, or is that why you're posting that.

 

[jonah]

Neither tall nor Asian! He was very old though.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Customer - "Hi, I need to get a book for my son."

Me - "Ok, what's it called?"

Customer - "He didn't tell me the name of it, he said it's green. He needs it for tomorrow."

Me - "Eh, what year is he in and what subject is it for?"

Customer - "He's doing the Inter, he said it was for Irish, or Maths, or Geography I think."

Me - "That doesn't really narrow it down."

Customer - "He said there's a picture of a man on the cover."

 

[guy of the tiger]

you're pretty predictable

nah, I agree - Idon't think you handled that very well at all!

 

[nooleen]

nah, I agree - Idon't think you handled that very well at all!

huh?

 

[Thebeard]

huh?

See Ernesto's quote on page 3. He handled it like a hormonal teenager.

 

[ernesto]

nah, I agree - Idon't think you handled that very well at all!

you weren't there,
he was pretty aggressive and shouty.

 

[nooleen]

See Ernesto's quote on page 3. He handled it like a hormonal teenager.

i'd read his story already and checked it again to see if i'd missed something...i don't see what's wrong with it...?
some guy tried to scam a refund for broken earphones and got caught out lying about buying them at that shop...so ernesto offered to put him in contact with the manager...uhm...

 

[Cormcolash]

I got all the DJ classics when I was doing the 80s night in Belfast:

"Play something I like"
"Play something I know"
"Play something I can dance to"
"Do you have that song by that lad?"
"Play The Killers"
etc etc

My personal favourite though, this guy comes up to me:

"Do you have any Rage Against The Machine?"
"This is an 80's night mate."
"Oh right. Do you have any Nirvana?"

(Before the pedants begin, yes I am aware of the release date of the first album etc, there is no way in hell he was)

 

[jcdonaggio]

ernesto, in fairness though how many PSP's went missing on your watch? the customers loved you. hahah.

 

[daydream_nation]

I got all the DJ classics when I was doing the 80s night in Belfast:

"Play something I like"
"Play something I know"
"Play something I can dance to"
"Do you have that song by that lad?"
"Play The Killers"
etc etc

My personal favourite though, this guy comes up to me:

"Do you have any Rage Against The Machine?"
"This is an 80's night mate."
"Oh right. Do you have any Nirvana?"

(Before the pedants begin, yes I am aware of the release date of the first album etc, there is no way in hell he was)

playing at 6 on a sunday evening with ambient/jazz on the poster..
"play some david morales willa? d'youve anything faster?"

 

[Red_Dog]

I had this mad yoke on to me one time in my ulsterbank customer care days , She rang up to complain about the advertising that they had in some bank because she taught her ex boyfriend who worked in advertising had created this whole ad campaign to quote 'get back at her and ruin her life'. She then proceeded to list of all the people who had wronged her and tried to again 'ruin her life' . Was fuckin priceless , probably the maddest customer i ever had on.

So when she finished I said " Well miss i can assure you that Ulsterbank has no intention of 'ruining your life' we have taken your feedback very seriously and I will forward your concerns on to our Marketing department straight away"

i actually liked calls like that because they were mildly interesting

 

[Thebeard]

i'd read his story already and checked it again to see if i'd missed something...i don't see what's wrong with it...?
some guy tried to scam a refund for broken earphones and got caught out lying about buying them at that shop...so ernesto offered to put him in contact with the manager...uhm...

Read between the lines for God sake Nooly.

 

[nooleen]

hmm, i highlighted the lines between the text but it's still only empty space
not getting it

was the guy you?

 

[therealjohnny]

i'd read his story already and checked it again to see if i'd missed something...i don't see what's wrong with it...?
some guy tried to scam a refund for broken earphones and got caught out lying about buying them at that shop...so ernesto offered to put him in contact with the manager...uhm...

as he was doing it he was doing a sarky impression of the customers voice the whole time

 

[nooleen]

and he put an unpleasant emphasis on the word 'sir'

 

[jcdonaggio]

when I worked in Dunness a well built man of african descent complained to me the there was no "large options " on the condom shelf. Fun.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

i had some lady break down crying in front of me cause she was "fat and had no friends" what the hell do you say to that?
then she went on about how crap her life was since her fella dumped her and wacko jacko died...bloody 'ell.