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STATUS QUO'S MASTURBATION MAYHEM

STATUS QUO guitarist RICK PARFITT misses the days when the entire band use to masturbate together on one big bed - as it formed a special camaraderie between the rockers.

The SWEET CAROLINE star insists collective episodes of self-pleasuring was de rigeur in the 1970s, although he admits such antics would be frowned upon by todays' clean-cut chart-toppers.

He recalls, "We'd project pornos onto the side of a white building. And we'd just lie there on the bed, collectively w**king.

"It didn't help when you were in your vinegar strokes if someone told you a joke.

"But that's part of being mates in a rock band. Well, it was in those days. I don't know if people do it now. It might be a bit uncool."

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and if you don't believe me: http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/status quos masturbation mayhem

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why are these lads everywhere again all of a sudden, like just cos the band is a certain age, now theyre apparantly cool again? fuck off, theyre naff they always were naff. Like that ad that was giving away free cds of theirs with a paper 'the worlds favourite rock band' :confused:

what a bunch of wankers. ;)
 
Wavioli said:
why are these lads everywhere again all of a sudden

Theres three reasons for this.

Their axeman Rick Parfitt appeared in a tell all post heart op shock doc after he had a bypass. He cried at one point while he explained that a doctor told him that his coke days were over.

They appeared in coronation street a few weeks ago.

They used to lie in bed together emptying their spuds.
 
It's because of Live 8.
Status Quo were one of the best acts at Live Aid and everyone was puzzled as to why they weren't asked to do the sequel.
 
MacFlecknoe said:
It's because of Live 8.
Status Quo were one of the best acts at Live Aid and everyone was puzzled as to why they weren't asked to do the sequel.

because
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took their spot.
group wanking is out, group injecting is in.
 
Wavioli said:
why are these lads everywhere again all of a sudden, like just cos the band is a certain age, now theyre apparantly cool again? fuck off, theyre naff they always were naff. Like that ad that was giving away free cds of theirs with a paper 'the worlds favourite rock band' :confused:

what a bunch of wankers. ;)

its a no win situation. remember when they were at their least popular around 1992 and they toured the length and breath of ireland playing venues like the Longford arms and Moate and such kips. they were even more in your face then, no getting away from them, far too close for comfort. our school used to have status quo tix as raffle prizes. uugghh!

meatloaf too.
 
i always assosiate them with grannies for some reason.

does anyone remember them prostesting outside bbc r1 after they were taken off the plalists as part of the new radio one, hahaha, talk about undignified lads!
 
while on a simmilar subject( except, the band in question are unforgiveable bad)

H.I.M. Enjoy Group Masturbation - Oct. 25, 2005 ContactMusic.com is reporting that Finnish goth-metal band H.I.M. prefer to indulge in group masturbation sessions rather than succumb to the allure of groupies, because they are scared of bedding a transsexual by mistake.

Frontman Ville Valo claims that joint viewing of pornographic channels on hotel televisions keeps their sexual desires at bay, and avoids any band members getting into embarrassing situations.

Valo says, "There's always temptation, but it's not hard to resist.

"In H.I.M. we synchronise our watches by having collective masturbation sessions. It keeps the urges down. Thank God for hotel porn.

"Why would I want to pick up a girl from the front row and go straight at it? Especially nowadays, you can never be sure — there's so many 'shemales' around.

"Plus, I'm not so fast that I could do it in one night
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/
 
xsteox said:
while on a simmilar subject( except, the band in question are unforgiveable bad)

H.I.M. Enjoy Group Masturbation - Oct. 25, 2005 ContactMusic.com is reporting that Finnish goth-metal band H.I.M. prefer to indulge in group masturbation sessions rather than succumb to the allure of groupies, because they are scared of bedding a transsexual by mistake.

Frontman Ville Valo claims that joint viewing of pornographic channels on hotel televisions keeps their sexual desires at bay, and avoids any band members getting into embarrassing situations.

Valo says, "There's always temptation, but it's not hard to resist.

"In H.I.M. we synchronise our watches by having collective masturbation sessions. It keeps the urges down. Thank God for hotel porn.

"Why would I want to pick up a girl from the front row and go straight at it? Especially nowadays, you can never be sure — there's so many 'shemales' around.

"Plus, I'm not so fast that I could do it in one night
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/


"scared of bedding a transsexual by mistake"
BAAAAAA HAH HA HA AHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

brilliant.
good work xsteox .|..|
 

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