spamcake bluesday (1 Viewer)

[Richie]

Thanks for the tips, I'll try that
My main role in the kitchen at the moment is one of comic relief for the more culinarily-adept members of my family, unfortunately.

 

[Psychotic no 2]

Originally posted by egg_
Cooking's not a knack, it's just something you learn
(if you're arsed/interested in eating well)

Sure would ye look at the 'new man'. WoooOOOooo

 

[Ed]

Originally posted by egg_
You're not putting enough liquid in your batter, and your pan isn't well-lubricated enough (melt more butter in it)

Cooking's not a knack, it's just something you learn
(if you're arsed/interested in eating well)

Cooking = .|..|

Except fish, fish is bad

 

[snakybus]

Originally posted by Psychotic no 2
Sure would ye look at the 'new man'. WoooOOOooo

ah all the best cooks are men

Clement Freud invented the freud egg, a popular breakfast treat here in Dublin.

uh, Jamie Oliver

the guy who wrote kitchen confidential

the chef in Fawlty Towers

all men

except Nigella

 

[ann post]

Or if your lazy

centra
Do feckin great ones fer about 34c.

 

[Psychotic no 2]

Originally posted by snakybus
ah all the best cooks are men

Was I talkin' to you? Ha? HAA? I'll fuckin' claim ye now so I will...

 

[ann post]

ah all the best cooks are men

Darwina Allens husband....

I could have sworn that I saw on teletext that she has a new show about "cooking for one"

Priceless

 

[snakybus]

Was I talkin' to you? Ha? HAA? I'll fuckin' claim ye now so I will...

c'mon then if you think yer hard enough

*swish* *turn* *footwork*

I dance like a butter dish and sting like a pea

*dance* *dance* *dance*

steartin'?

steartin'?

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Re: Or if your lazy

Originally posted by captain anomie
centra
Do feckin great ones fer about 34c.

5 for €5 in Dalkey

pricks

 

[ann post]

RE:CENTRA

The ones I got were about the size of the middle bit with the writing on it on a vynil. Did you get bigger?

 

[the bearded lady]

buy a battered sausage in the chipper, rip the meat out, roide it, jip's your filling!

not sure if its vegan buh......

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Originally posted by captain anomie
RE:CENTRA

The ones I got were about the size of the middle bit with the writing on it on a vynil. Did you get bigger?

were a little bigger
didn't buy them
posh deli/gourmet food place

rip-off

 

[spiritualtramp]

I didn't have any pancakes today

 

[Ed]

I've only had two, i'll make some tomorrow morning. I feel strangely like Charlie Bucket in his maths class

 

[spiritualtramp]

speaking of charlie bucket ..........

www.theonion.com/onion3903/un_orders_wonka.html

 

[Ed]

ah, a nice laugh before i head off to bed

 

[silo]

Re: !!!

Originally posted by Pantone247
I've got it sorted now...

PAN*SPACE*CAKES!!!

I can't believe I didn't think of this years ago!

get all mashed while eating big dirty pancakes

deadly

fucking tall stoner waster. like neil in the young ones. that's you. stoned. wasted. full of pancakes and depressionism. fool.

 

[roxy]

Originally posted by GrRrrrR
What happened to sugar and a bit of jif? Jayneymac.

It's called Cif now but really you shouldn't consume it. I know the creamy texture and the delicious smell are enticing but it'll just burn a hole in your oesophagus if you stick it in your pancake and gobble it down. The sugar will be useless by that stage.

Try Lemon Juice.

Roxy

 

[Pantone247]

Re: Re: !!!

Originally posted by silo
fucking tall stoner waster. like neil in the young ones. that's you. stoned. wasted. full of pancakes and depressionism. fool.

such a very angry young man

 

[Speed Racer]

Can I just say I used Egg's recipe (I actually printed it out) for delicious pancakes last night. Now I'm a fat fool.

.....it was childs play really. cheers