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Can we just post Whitey on the Moon and be done with this charade?

I think it has to go to the point that they realised the if they'd stopped launching rockets five years ago the antatartic wildfire wouldn't have spread across the south atlantic desert as quickly before people kinda start thinking it might be a massive jerk off.
 

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so who is leading the Ultimate Space Peacock competition at the moment? branson went first, but bezos went higher?

neither of them played the solo from stairway to heaven while they were up there, so both lose. I’m sure musk is working his chops on a les paul and a marshall half stack as we speak
 

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It's a tough call -

Branson's yacht-bro 'I'm wearing sunglasses inside my ship with windows that I paid millions for' look was quite a jerk off.

Bezos 'Lol giant dick' is kinda funny in some ways. It also represents amazon because the amount of shit that gets thrown away just to deliver one tiny thing is symbolic.

Musk has it sewn up tbh - he already has military contracts in the bag, he's making his own steel but constantly blowing them up is kinda only got so much shelf life, but you can imagine the games of soggy biscuit in the US army when they imagine filling one of those things with explosives and shit and sending them to some country who just got nokias.
 

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should point out that bezos's ship is environmentally friendly cos it was powered by liquid hydrogen, so no environmental footprint there, no sirree.
 

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It's a tough call -

Branson's yacht-bro 'I'm wearing sunglasses inside my ship with windows that I paid millions for' look was quite a jerk off.

Bezos 'Lol giant dick' is kinda funny in some ways. It also represents amazon because the amount of shit that gets thrown away just to deliver one tiny thing is symbolic.

Musk has it sewn up tbh - he already has military contracts in the bag, he's making his own steel but constantly blowing them up is kinda only got so much shelf life, but you can imagine the games of soggy biscuit in the US army when they imagine filling one of those things with explosives and shit and sending them to some country who just got nokias.
I was surprised how out of touch Branson was when he pulled out the "haters don't realize this is inspiring" line, a very end of history take on it all. My dad liked it though, was texting the family live updates as it happened.

Bezos just wants humans to get out of his fucking way. My dad didn't notice this one.

Musk is a redditor, THE redditor, so he'll just be meming away up there when he does it. My dad wouldn't be impressed with that, he'll quite rightly call Musk a fool.
 

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