snog marry avoid. (1 Viewer)

[rampz]

has anyone seen this fantastic show on bbc 3 where they take a random slapper and de-skankify her, turning her into a "natural beauty"

its great, full of horrible slappers.

 

[broken arm]

the last one was poor compared to the first two.

alas.

 

[Gambra]

That the thing with the wan from Atomic Kitten?

They stole the title from 30 Rock too. They play "Marry, Boff, Kill" in it.

 

[jane]

I saw one of these. I nearly gacked myself.

"Hello, my name is Pod, your Personal Overhaul Device."

"Hello, Tod."

"My name is POD, with a P. Your PERSONAL Overhaul Device."

"Hello, Tod, Personal Overhaul Device."

"Never mind."

Fucking genius.

 

[Jill Hives]

They stole the title from 30 Rock too. They play "Marry, Boff, Kill" in it.

Isn't it called, "Fuck, Chuck and Marry?"

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I always thought it was called 'f, marry, kill'

 

[Vinnie]

I really hate the word snog.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Hey vinnie,

snog, marry, avoid?

 

[jane]

I really hate the word snog.

I absolutely love the term 'shift'.

The first time I heard it, the image it conjured up of an awkward fumble, jumbles of hands and arms unsure where to grab, concerned only with landing in a place different from where they started, summed up adolescent groping, slurpy kisses so perfectly I nearly choked on my Snack.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

A pink snack no doubt.

 

[snakybus]

less of yer "put 'em all in the one bag" culchie generalisations now, lefty

True, I had a pink snack yesterday, but that's NEITHER HERE NOR THERE

 

[broken arm]

I absolutely love the term 'shift'.

The first time I heard it, the image it conjured up of an awkward fumble, jumbles of hands and arms unsure where to grab, concerned only with landing in a place different from where they started, summed up adolescent groping, slurpy kisses so perfectly I nearly choked on my Snack.

The first time I heard it I didn't know what it meant. It was a phrase "of the country"

I think I was about 13 at funderland in dublin and some bogger girl asked me to shift her mate.

I hope I said "to where"....

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

less of yer "put 'em all in the one bag" culchie generalisations now, lefty

But thats all i have.

 

[snakybus]

well...okay then

shift?

 

[Vinnie]

Snog Compo. Marry Foggy. Avoid Clegg. Ride Norah Batty.

Hey vinnie,

snog, marry, avoid?

 

[Vinnie]

But thats all i have.

Snog? Marry? Avoid?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Ah at least give me Su Pollard as a palate cleanser.

 

[Vinnie]

Ah at least give me Su Pollard as a palate cleanser.

Jump back. I'll give you Pauline Quirke. No offers.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Right well then i'd fuck Paul Shane, eat Pauline Quirke and kill Su Pollard.

 

[jane]

There's also 'necking', which had fallen out of use long before I got my first kiss. Although I was a very late bloomer by American standards, even the now-seemingly-conservative standards of the 1980s.

It's interesting that the more mechanical, dispassionate terms like 'shift' and 'neck' sound...kind of perverted.