Secret thread - no girls allowed (1 Viewer)

[avernus]

should we sell the sniper school reality tv idea to fox then?

where all these morons show up to join the show, and we pick them off one by one.

sounds like good telly to me!

 

[avernus]

in fact..forget the tv part.

 

[MDR]

I watched mythbusters last night on discovery. Apparently if you put a banana up an exhaust pipe it shoots right out - same with a potato (take that Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop). Also sugar in the petrol tank does no damage your car engine. AND if you're in a shoot-out and you hide behind your car door, the bullets of your enemy will penetrate your door and hit your insides.

 

[the bongo]

I watched mythbusters last night on discovery. Apparently if you put a banana up an exhaust pipe it shoots right out - same with a potato (take that Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop). Also sugar in the petrol tank does no damage your car engine. AND if you're in a shoot-out and you hide behind your car door, the bullets of your enemy will penetrate your door and hit your insides.

the wheel arches at the front (or the back if you've got a beetle), that's where you duck. unless you're indestructible. in which case, what are you doing down there?

 

[Wavioli]

unless you're indestructible. in which case, what are you doing down there?

I dropped my hankie.

 

[Wavioli]

so anyone smoke any good pipes recently?

And which is best:

the leg on windowsill, staring at the horizon approach?

the cross-legged chin stroker?

or the more carefree elbow on mantlepiece, foot on fireplace approach?

 

[Bag'o'cans]

I prefer the armchair smoking jacket newspaper position myself

 

[Wavioli]

thats an offshoot of the chin stroker.

BOC are you really a man? I have my doubts now. Certainly not a REAL man.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

thats an offshoot of the chin stroker.

BOC are you really a man? I have my doubts now. Certainly not a REAL man.

Howabout the elbows on field gate, looking at your cattle position. Thats for real men you ponce, its got everything in there, land ownership, lineage, pride, owning cows, being big enough to put elbows on gate, being outdoors, muck, wellies, bulls etc.
Here me roar, i am man.

 

[Wavioli]

Here me roar, i am bog man.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

Damn your trickery.

 

[Wavioli]

nah I just knew i couldnt argue your previous point, and being never wrong I couldnt take it.

btw you're wrong. IM RIGHT

 

[Bag'o'cans]

nah I just knew i couldnt argue your previous point, and being never wrong I couldnt take it.

btw you're wrong. IM RIGHT

Ever heard the alan partridge radio sketch where he runs acropper of a child prodigy who is pointing out that alan is wrong but alan says they're both right. Hilarious, i'll look for it tommorow, home for me.

 

[Wavioli]

Ever heard the alan partridge radio sketch where he runs acropper of a child prodigy who is pointing out that alan is wrong but alan says they're both right. Hilarious, i'll look for it tommorow, home for me.

oh yeah! haha, I forgot about that, someone gave me lan partridge tapes for a present one time, classic so they are. I think he did that sketch on knowing me knowing you too.