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[krystal]

Hinteresting. I must investigate!

yeah, shelack can be used to secure eye makeup etc but as it comes with its own little set of brushes you can use it to mix with shadow to make new coloured eyeliners! Which is obviously a fabulous invention altogether.

 

[jane]

Hinteresting. I must investigate!

yeah, shelack can be used to secure eye makeup etc but as it comes with its own little set of brushes you can use it to mix with shadow to make new coloured eyeliners! Which is obviously a fabulous invention altogether.

Oh my, this product might just change my life.

 

[MDR]

Isn't it hard to make pooh stay on the end of a stick when you're trying to wave it at people?

 

[jane]

Isn't it hard to make pooh stay on the end of a stick when you're trying to wave it at people?

Are you referring to AA Milne's creation, or one of your own?

 

[Goff]

You could always get it in the bigger Boots. In fact, have you ever been to Boots in Liffey Valley? It's like makeup heaven, they have about 400 different makeup counters, oh, I love its ways.

They have a huge selection of johnnies there as well. And their own version of KY is supposed to be the biz.

Apparently it's a lot cheaper than forking out for that (non?) conductive gel you can get for your slendertone/ab-gymnic. Save you a fortune.

So they say.

 

[MDR]

Are you referring to AA Milne's creation, or one of your own?

Spelling correction noted. I'm not fussy whose poo (no 'h') it is. I'm all about the waving.

 

[Super Dexta]

jimmy magee has this amazing botanics facial scrub and moisturiser. i'm always a-stealing them when i shower at his house. most of the boys i've known put me to shame with their collections of beautifying products.

i feel i should share the high-larious incident that followed this post - jimmy magee came home sick from work and LOCKED ME IN THE BATHROOM, with the comment 'you can have all the moisturiser you like now'
it was funny, till it started getting very cold. then he let me out.

i hope his masculine image is reinstated now.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

Isn't it hard to make pooh stay on the end of a stick when you're trying to wave it at people?

if its a pointy stick you can shove it up the middle, but alas true, its consistency may result in collapse

 

[MDR]

alas true, its consistency may result in collapse

That is the way of the poo - she be a fickle mistress.

 

[avernus]

Ladies, you fairly ruffled our suave affair.

back to guy stuff - I dreamt that I shot some bad guy and then took off in his blue ferrari testarossa. It was explosively fast and I had little control of it...however I was totally cool driving it.


I consequently asked for one for xmas. hopefully theres a revolver in the glove compartment - finish the look n' all.

 

[moc]

however I was totally cool driving it.

sweet

i used to dream about being in gta3. thems were the days. *wish* i was a sniper.

 

[cassette/tape]

i just finished reading FHM and stubbed my fag out on my bollix.

 

[avernus]

sweet

i used to dream about being in gta3. thems were the days. *wish* i was a sniper.

did you see "sniper school" on the discovery channel? it was..revealing. Most of them were idiots, though. I dont think it was unlike me to have thought that I would have been top gun had I been in the class. although, the military just isnt for me. too many rules. Im more of a rogue agent, I get results..whatever the cost.

 

[avernus]

i just finished reading FHM and stubbed my fag out on my bollix.

you talk the talk..

 

[Bag'o'cans]

i just finished reading FHM and stubbed my fag out on my bollix.

I just finished reading cosmo and put my fag out in me box.

 

[Wavioli]

I just finished reading cosmo and put my fag out in me box.

I just finished reading Cosmo, and wrecked my boyfriends head about meaningless drivel for the rest of my life.

 

[moc]

i just finished reading FHM and stubbed my fag out on my bollix.

me too. what cream did you use for the burn?

 

[moc]

Im more of a rogue agent, I get results..whatever the cost.

i think i only really like the idea of being a sniper because you'd be out of the immediate danger and hidden away in a tree or something killing like a mad eegit and not dying like a mad idiot.

does the discovery channel do repeats? would love to see sniper school... it sounds like reality tv heaven, is it a gameshow?

 

[avernus]

does the discovery channel do repeats? would love to see sniper school... it sounds like reality tv heaven, is it a gameshow?

noh, its genuine US military sniper school.

 

[moc]

should we sell the sniper school reality tv idea to fox then?