Secret thread - no girls allowed (1 Viewer)

[Jimmy Magee]

BEER, WOMEN, AND FOOTBALL!

Who's with me lads?




YEAH!

 

[Jimmy Magee]

Anyway yeah isn't it terrible how men are always portrayed as lamoes these days (especially in ads and the like), and the wimmin always get the upper hand*...them feminax bitches have gone too far I say! Who's with me?

*this is obviously nonsense...cf those reprehensible wkd billboard ads....

however we do then have that godawful ad where yer wan imagines her bloke being pregnant...God it's just *so* hilarious

in short, I actually have no point whatsover to make...however I hope this just shows how much the modern male has been emasculated, and can serve as a clarion call for all other such confused persons...

 

[avernus]

I enjoy the odd beer, or brewski if you will.

 

[Buzzo]

*peak*


BOOOORRRRIIIIIING.

 

[It Will Never Last]

You forgot farting, picking arses and noses (in that order, for the crafty schniff) and porn.

Otherwise I'm with ya!

Oh and Yorkies, there not for girls either. They can be the official chocolate sponsor of this thread.

 

[avernus]

mmmmm yorkie

 

[Theseus Mock]

Anyway yeah isn't it terrible how men are always portrayed as lamoes these days (especially in ads and the like), and the wimmin always get the upper hand*...them feminax bitches have gone too far I say! Who's with me?

The dumbest advert I can't comprehend is that one for razors I think. The one with the bloke saying that his bird wears his jocks, plays with his rubber ducky & uses his aftershave. as fucking if!

 

[avernus]

The dumbest advert I can't comprehend is that one for razors I think. The one with the bloke saying that his bird wears his jocks, plays with his rubber ducky & uses his aftershave. as fucking if!

Or the one for gillette where these giant razors come flying through the air at some dude just out of bed. I dont know about you, but if that happened to me I wouldnt look pleased and try to catch them....I'd fling myself out a fuckin window and never stop running.

 

[Cormcolash]

Tits are great, aren't they?

 

[Theseus Mock]

Tits are great, aren't they?

not this pair......

 

[avernus]

Tits are great, aren't they?

you said it, mister.

 

[Alan Remorse]

its back to those WKD blue vodka ads again.

take that, bitches

 

[Bag'o'cans]

Tits are great, aren't they?

But are they? are they really?
oh sorry they are.

 

[jane]

But are they? are they really?
oh sorry they are.

What I think is especially awesome is that the 'No Boys Allowed' thread, we're talking about skin care and periods and makeup. And in the 'No Girls Allowed' thread, you're talking about our tits.

 

[krystal]

do youse guys use moisturiser??

 

[avernus]

do youse guys use moisturiser??

yars.

 

[Super Dexta]

jimmy magee has this amazing botanics facial scrub and moisturiser. i'm always a-stealing them when i shower at his house. most of the boys i've known put me to shame with their collections of beautifying products.

 

[moc]

jimmy magee has this amazing botanics facial scrub and moisturiser

we know she's lying jimmy, dont worry...

so ... engines you say?

 

[Pantone247]

jimmy magee has this amazing botanics facial scrub and moisturiser.

ha ha ha ha ha, what a sissy!

 

[avernus]

yeah, sisssy!! ha ha!


!ninjaaaa