Real Life People I have the Horn For (1 Viewer)

[george mcfly]

my grasp on reality is a little unsteady at the best of times. The lines between the real world and that on the internet is very blurred to me much of the time.

i know, everyday is like Total Recall for me

Get ready for a big surprise, you are not you, you are ME

 

[rettucs]

i know, everyday is like Total Recall for me

Get ready for a big surprise, you are not you, you are ME

damn, really? what? wow, I guess that explains a lot......

its only on mondays, fridays and every second wednesday though, right?

 

[Wobbler]

Any of you ladies get turned on by either freakishly small penises or enormous testicles?

 

[billygannon]

anything with eyes

Even potatoes!?

 

[Jill Hives]

Even potatoes!?

I was thinking needles.

 

[george mcfly]

I was thinking needles.

only sexy needles

 

[Space]

The girl I was talking to at my sister's party who sells cheese.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

The girl I was talking to at my sister's party who sells cheese.

Most of my sister's friends are very very cute.

 

[Space]

Most of my sister's friends are very very cute.

Likewise.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Likewise.

I hate picking her up from school

 

[Space]

I hate picking her up from school

Why?

 

[taubstumm]

Not that I would ever use the word ‘horn’ but any man who has; darkish curly hair, blue eyes, hasn’t shaved in a few days, wears old suit jackets with elbow patches, wears scarves and carries a book in his pocket for occasional periods where he might get the chance to read. Basically, anyone who looks like they could be a history or English professor or PhD student.

you should meet potlatch

he has a ladyfriend already though

but still - that's him

 

[Jill Hives]

you should meet potlatch

he has a ladyfriend already though

but still - that's him

I see one of these men almost every day on the street. Add a widow’s peak hairline and a bit of grey, old worn leather satchel, him riding a bike, and able to answer my random scientific questions as to how things work…yeah, I’d be in heaven and rendered mute.

 

[Squiggle]

This thread is a bit of a weird idea. With Dublin (and Ireland for that matter) being such a small place anyone who is in any way specific would be guaranteed to land in a world of trouble.

I like a guy, that's as specific as I'm gonna get

 

[cephalopod]

I see one of these men almost every day on the street. Add a widow’s peak hairline and a bit of grey, old worn leather satchel, him riding a bike, and able to answer my random scientific questions as to how things work…yeah, I’d be in heaven and rendered mute.

I'm a PhD student, but I'm also ripped like Adonis and prefer to wear worn leather chaps to a worn leather satchel..would I do?

 

[Jill Hives]

I'm a PhD student, but I'm also ripped like Adonis and prefer to wear worn leather chaps to a worn leather satchel..would I do?

No. I’m a strict when it comes to detail. Although I could sway on the dark hair and go more blonde/ginger. A ginger beard can produce some weak knees.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

This thread is a bit of a weird idea. With Dublin (and Ireland for that matter) being such a small place anyone who is in any way specific would be guaranteed to land in a world of trouble.

I like a guy, that's as specific as I'm gonna get

It's me innit.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

all you losers give me the anti-horn

 

[oh shit]

No. I’m a strict when it comes to detail. Although I could sway on the dark hair and go more blonde/ginger. A ginger beard can produce some weak knees.

you taking the piss?

 

[oh shit]

i haven't fancied anyone in ages. boring boring belfast.