Quotes from your child (1 Viewer)

[sexypornolady]

You have no kids eh? Wait til I tell little Sidney what his Daddy said on the internet today...

 

[therealjohnny]

Took my kids to the natural history museum today to see all the dead, faded, beige animals. Afterwards they bought a toy each of their favourite animal in the gitft shop, she (4) got a pony (of course) and he (2) picked a gorilla (good lad).

When we met their mum after, he declared "Mummy - I did get a Cinderilla!".

Not to worry- having a gay son isnt that shameful these days

it does mean youre out of the band though

sorry bout that

 

[deedee]

My 20 month old while licking a cracker - "I lusz you budda" which translates to "I love you, butter"

 

[egg_]

egg_ jr. crying in the night on Sunday ... I go in and say "What's wrong darling?"
"I lost dad".
"What do you mean you lost dad"
"I thought Dad was dead"

Freaky.

 

[TrueLoveWaits]

egg_ jr. crying in the night on Sunday ... I go in and say "What's wrong darling?"
"I lost dad".
"What do you mean you lost dad"
"I thought Dad was dead"

Freaky.

poor little chicken!!

 

[Corey]

What does the monster say CocoBear?

RAH!!!!!


Easy.

 

[snakybus]

To her mother: "I'll do a poo on your head."

I'm a bad influence.

 

[TrueLoveWaits]

walked in to my living room the other day to find my two year old
nephew sitting on the couch wearing one of my bras he had found on
the rad - looks up at me with a big grin and says:

"Look Lala, it's my boobies!"

we have photographic evidence now that will be making an appearance
at his 18th...hehehe

 

[sweetoblivion]

your little nephew is the cutest. 'oh! your scarf! it's GORGEOUS! look at the flowers!'
Her nephew also goes around checking to see if your shoes fit, like in the shoe shop. He told me my cons fitted me perfectly about 100 times yesterday! 'good boy! they fit!'
how cute!

 

[TrueLoveWaits]

your little nephew is the cutest. 'oh! your scarf! it's GORGEOUS! look at the flowers!'
Her nephew also goes around checking to see if your shoes fit, like in the shoe shop. He told me my cons fitted me perfectly about 100 times yesterday! 'good boy! they fit!'
how cute!

He was rather obsessed with that wasn't he? lol
The blueberries I gave him this morning were "fantastic" apparently

Mum said to someone the other day "we can't piss crooked anymore he repeats everything"

Piss Crooked is now his new favourite saying...

 

[La La]

hahahahahahahahha

 

[Space]

hahahahahahahahha

So you're allowed to say butt but not ass

 

[snakybus]

"Daddy, if you lick your snots they go all melty."

 

[Yurn!]

Last thing mine said was 'Quaid....start the reactor....free Mars....'

 

[jillface]

"Talk to Joe on 1890 715 815"

True

i have no children but i have an alzheimer granny. one day out of nowhere said "joooooooe duffay!" like the thing they have on the show.
i couldn't stop laughing.

 

[needtokill]

"My name is Leila!This is my cheese!"

this made me burst out laughing for no discernible reason yesterday

 

[Anthony]

i have no children but i have an alzheimer granny. one day out of nowhere said "joooooooe duffay!" like the thing they have on the show.
i couldn't stop laughing.

we regularly have that at dinner time. Two lads shouting Joooooooeeeee Duufffffffy at the top of their voices.

 

[snakybus]

light on computer flashing

Nora: "What is pooter doing?"
Me: "It's saying hello to you"
Nora: "It hasn't got a mouth!"

 

[therealjohnny]

My girlfriends nephew said this one
When his Grannys dog died he was told " Daisy's happy now, she's up in heaven"


later on that night he asked his Mum

"Why is Daisy in Tallaght?"

Turns out he thought they'd said the dog was with his cousin whose name is "Neven"

what a dumbass eh?

 

[Corey]

What you want for dinner missus?

"Happy Feet!"