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Lois, holding up this:

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"were these our grandparents?"


Hahahahahahaha!
 
ddmurph's Ma to ddmurph:
"And would ye eat many sweets?"

Sionnach: "He only eats sugary strawberries sometimes, not like my mom who is always eating them and when we go to Aldi she says "HELLS YEAH" and buys two packets."
 
D."Dad,when you were a kid,did yis only have them rolly phones?"
 
Dom walks into the bedroom this morning with a fist over each eye.

Me: Hey Dom, what are you doing?

Dom: Looking through my anockulers (binoculars)

Me: What do you see?

Dom: A monster smelling a dragon.

Me: Really?

Dom: Yeah, its pretty weird.
 
A few weeks ago I emptied out my small change jar and set about sorting the big pile of coins with the four year old. The end result, half an hour later: €265 in small change bagged up and ready to go.

"So, what'll we buy?" I asked her. She thought for a second and said: "I actually think you have enough stuff already. You should give it to people who don't have any food."

So no iPad mini for me. Way to ruin Christmas, kid.
 
"When is your wedding anniversary?"
"Not for a while yet"
"Is it not until mammy is really really old.... like you?"

"*cry*"
 
After two or three days of "B" noises and raspberries this morning the little guy looked me square in the chest and said "Boobs" clearly. I'm guessing an accident, but it made me laugh so much.
 

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