Competition over. Rita's kid says the craziest shit.
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that's it, I'm never having sex again.Sionnach caught with hand down her nappy, *actual* shit all over her face and mouth, jeans, top and lovingly smeared all over living room glass coffee table:
"I JUST touched my bum MAMMY!!!"
you called your kid sionnach? i like that actually, expect a buttload of bullshit from bitter irish teachers when she gets to secondary though.Sionnach caught with hand down her nappy, *actual* shit all over her face and mouth, jeans, top and lovingly smeared all over living room glass coffee table:
"I JUST touched my bum MAMMY!!!"
Sionnach caught with hand down her nappy, *actual* shit all over her face and mouth, jeans, top and lovingly smeared all over living room glass coffee table:
"I JUST touched my bum MAMMY!!!"
Erm ... That's kinda scary.D'ye remember a while back there was a pork scare.All Irish pork products were taken off the shelves. My little sister was watching the news.She began to get hysterical and ran out to my mum in the kitchen.Jesus , she says What are we going to do? What ??? says mum , "All the pork is poisioned what are we going to eat ? " She stands there for a moment then says " oh sure tis grand we can always just have ham sandwiches for lunch"
The saddest part is that my lil sis is 23 and in her final year of NUTRITIONAL SCIENCE , yeah that is correct her final fucking year of a nutritional science degree and she thought ham came from a cow.
"Daddy, i've done 'an american'"
"emm...ok, what do you mean, what's 'an american'?
"come on, i'll show you...."
as it turns out, 'an american' was actually diarrhoea.
'noah, do you know what american means?'
'no. I just forgot the word'
By the end of the evening it had entered the family vocabulary.
'where's daddy?'
'doing an american'
'daddy, tillie did a fart'
'tillie, do you need to do an american?'
I explained this morning though what 'american' actually means.
oh sweet jesus!Sionnach caught with hand down her nappy, *actual* shit all over her face and mouth, jeans, top and lovingly smeared all over living room glass coffee table:
"I JUST touched my bum MAMMY!!!"
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