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Cornu Ammonis

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While listening to Keiji Haino:
2yo: What’s that, Daddy?
Me: It’s Keiji Haino.
2yo: He’s fighting.
Me: Is he?
2yo: Yeah, Ango Bango is fighting with his mommy.
 

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I was telling him all about Pope John Paul's visit to the Phoenix Park and, little heathen that he is, he thought that the pope just said the word "mass" and couldn't fathom why people would want to go and see that.

He also thought that when I said Jay-Z had done the dirt on Beyonce that he had in fact shat on her.
 

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A mate of mine gave me a lend of his black washburn guitar at the weekend. When I brought it home my 5yo asked me "Where did he get that? KISS Land?"

My mate thought it was a pretty sweet burn but my son actually meant it as a compliment.
 

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I work with a guy in here called Willie. Me and my 4 year old daughter bumped into him in our neighbourhood a little while ago.

4YO: Who's this?
Me: Willie from work.
4YO: Why's he called Willie?
Willie: It's short for William
4YO: Oh, ok.

We were chatting for a few minutes and then when we went to leave my daughter shouts out "BYE BYE PENIS"

morto
 

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