Playground small-talk. (parenting thread) (1 Viewer)

[avernus]

 

[ernesto]

Don't let it get to you Leslie.

it used to make me weep but that was turning me into a girl so ive stopped all thatt now since i got the braces off.

thanks julian!

 

[avernus]

it used to make me weep but that was turning me into a girl so ive stopped all thatt now since i got the braces off.

thanks julian!

I'm NOT afraid anymore!

 

[ernesto]

I'm NOT afraid anymore!

its ok dude.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I'm NOT afraid anymore!

Do you believe in love after love?

 

[avernus]

Do you believe in love after love?

Love....


Fear...

 

[Doctor Muscles]

Here pal, watch it. What are you doing. Here, HERE, that's my nephew don't touch him.

DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING NEPHEW. FUCKING CUNT.

Here, let go of me, LET GO.

You're a fucking dead man, you're gettin stabbed.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FUCKING NEPHEW.









don't even have a nephew

 

[Sufi]

Wow when cute thread's go wrong...

 

[avernus]

I'm pretty sure that if some other kid bullied my kid, I'd beat the shit outta that brat. and if their parents or the police had a problem with that - they'd get a beating too.

 

[Sufi]

Myself and my sister beat up a girl who was bullying my sister.
We gave her loads of warnings but she didnt listen.

She didnt touch her after that.

 

[B.F. Finlayson]

Isaba wa bwa [Isabelle is wearing a bra]

photos?

 

[Corey]

"Excewse me, but you dew kneu that smewking is harmful to your child, dewnt yeuw?"

"Why yes, i do. But youll be quite relieved to find that my 16month old does not in fact smoke."


I was miles away from the kids and all, sittin on a bench, all dad-like.. The prune made a point out of coming over to inform me of this medical grey area. Thank god for her.

 

[Bellatrix]

"Excewse me, but you dew kneu that smewking is harmful to your child, dewnt yeuw?"

"Why yes, i do. But youll be quite relieved to find that my 16month old does not in fact smoke."


I was miles away from the kids and all, sittin on a bench, all dad-like.. The prune made a point out of coming over to inform me of this medical grey area. Thank god for her.

You negligent monster.

 

[Sufi]

"Excewse me, but you dew kneu that smewking is harmful to your child, dewnt yeuw?"

"Why yes, i do. But youll be quite relieved to find that my 16month old does not in fact smoke."


I was miles away from the kids and all, sittin on a bench, all dad-like.. The prune made a point out of coming over to inform me of this medical grey area. Thank god for her.

Hold on.. Smokings bad for you. WHAT!!! When did this happen.

What next Drinking, fast food....

 

[avernus]

"Excewse me, but you dew kneu that smewking is harmful to your child, dewnt yeuw?"

"Why yes, i do. But youll be quite relieved to find that my 16month old does not in fact smoke."

did you crack open a brew then? that'd have been the thing to do. then maybe flick the cigarette at her. yeah.. "step off, lady!"

 

[Corey]

did you crack open a brew then? that'd have been the thing to do. then maybe flick the cigarette at her. yeah.. "step off, lady!"

Prune: "but, but.."

Me: "GOOD DAY TO YOU MADAM"

Prune: "But-"

Me: "I. SAID. GOOD. DAY."

not really though. she went back to her mates. I waved.

 

[Chad]

smoking by your kids is much better than what my parents did to me. i used to be forced to wear duffel coats and those wooly hats with the ears, in effect my parents dressed me up as a frames fan a good 15 years before they were formed. im still mentally scarred and as a result tend to shout abuse at hansard whenever i see him.

 

[whathappen?]

smoking by your kids is much better than what my parents did to me. i used to be forced to wear duffel coats and those wooly hats with the ears, in effect my parents dressed me up as a frames fan a good 15 years before they were formed. im still mentally scarred and as a result tend to shout abuse at hansard whenever i see him.

you think thats bad.I saw a kid dressed up as a bee in town the other day.

but nothing is as bad as those whore babies.tiny little 3 and 4 year old girls wearing knee boots miniskirts and t shirts with things like wildchild and yummy written on them.

 

[Lord Damian]

you think thats bad.I saw a kid dressed up as a bee in town the other day.

that wasn't "town", that was the set for "No Rain". say hi to 1994 for me, ye mighty time traveller.

 

[egg_]

you think thats bad.I saw a kid dressed up as a bee in town the other day.

Is that bad? My brother bought my daughter a tigger suit and she wants to wear it all the time