Playground small-talk. (parenting thread) (1 Viewer)

[Pantone247]

kids and boobs...

F: what's your new baby cousin like
E: he's sssoooo cute *pause* he has no teeth
F: no teeth, how does he eat?
E: he drinks milk *pause* from his mammys boob
F: *pause*

This isn't playground talk, rather an extract from egg_ jr.'s ongoing monologue (from this morning, while she was pulling things out of her mother's press). Translations in brackets

Isaba wa bwa [Isabelle is wearing a bra]
Bwa fa boobies [A bra is for breasts]
Isaba not hav boobies [Isabelle has no breasts]
Isaba hav ARMS!