People who hate poo for no appartent reason (1 Viewer)

[classic seanc]

Theres this crap in my course who just seems to hate my poo. He's all lovely and nice to everyone else's poo, and actually goes out of his way to avoid wee. Im always nice to him asking what poo he did at the weekend or how hes poo is getting on, but he always looks at me like ive insulted him. All was grand about two weeks ago and hes just turned against me and my poo.

He also goes to the same toilet as me and ive seen him go out of his way to avoid getting on the toilet after I do.

Ended up seeing him out on saturday night and he was grand to me, wiped my bum and all. The person who was with me said he looked really nervous wiping me, but my poo is in no way scary at all, sure don’t we all do it? Then come yesterday morning he was back to his poo avoiding, not sound ways.

As a side note: are peoples poo’s hot or cold?

 

[Deleted member 3435]

My girlfriend hates the word "pooh". And the word "boobs"

 

[Catwoman]

The girl I work with has her own toilet in the house she shares with her boyfriend. Only she is allowed to poo into this toilet as boys' poos smell too bad, apparently.

 

[therealjohnny]

tough break man

so how do you say " hey baby , please poo all over my man boobs?"

 

[Yurn!]

BROWN SHIT.

 

[rettucs]

As a side note: are peoples poo’s hot or cold?

Dunno

hot on the inside, and cold on the outside.

unless you're a girl, in which case its hot on the inside and strawberry on the outside

 

[Franco]

this is the worst thread ever.

cop on.

 

[Deleted member 3435]

tough break man

so how do you say " hey baby , please poo all over my man boobs?"

We get by ....somehow.

 

[billygannon]

People who hate Jew for no apparent reason:

 

[rettucs]

this is the worst thread ever.

cop on.

well it was going grand til you posted this

 

[Yurn!]

great thread.

 

[rettucs]