Overused Puns (1 Viewer)

[Wobbler]

#1 Purr-fect

 

[Froog]

best pun i ever heard was my friends older brother years ago. my friend said his brother used to love puns, to which his brother replied, "yeah, once upun a time..."

 

[Froog]

frank skinner's one was good too, a woman came up to him after a show and said "i found you verging on the offensive", to which he replied "there's only one virgin on the offensive here!"

 

[David Kronenbourg]

a friend of mine was introduced to a girl who worked at a vegetable stall. the conversation went something like this.

friend: peas to meet you.
girl: ha ha. very funny
friend: what's tomato with you
girl: you're a nob. (walks away)
friend: lettuce be friends

 

[pissypants]

please leave me out of any string of fish puns.
I have no interest. The last time one started near me i got sick into my hand.

 

[ernesto]

please leave me out of any string of fish puns.
I have no interest. The last time one started near me i got sick into my hand.

all over your fish-fingers?

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Then there was that guy who was always into vegetables. There was a big turnip at his funeral.

 

[postmasterswift]

when I was out the other night I ran into two lads that have fruit fetishes....They always come in pairs.


...puns are bad, but poetry is verse.

 

[egg_]

Does the use of -tastic as a suffix count as a pun?

Not really, I suppose. It's overused anyway ... by which I mean it should never, ever be used

 

[Wilbert]

Dennis Norden was on the radio the other day talking about his favourite puns. One was from a DJ he listened to on a classical music station who asked people to fax in (the days before email) their favourite baroque selections. He ended the appeal with "...and remember, if it ain't baroque, don't fax it!'

 

[ernesto]

Does the use of -tastic as a suffix count as a pun?

Not really, I suppose. It's overused anyway ... by which I mean it should never, ever be used

overusedtastic?

Dennis Norden was on the radio the other day talking about his favourite puns. One was from a DJ he listened to on a classical music station who asked people to fax in (the days before email) their favourite baroque selections. He ended the appeal with "...and remember, if it ain't baroque, don't fax it!'

that's pretty deadly

 

[nooleen]

So it was appropriate to see the party leaders gather on Leinster Lawn after dark for the switching-on of the Oireachtas Christmas tree lights by Ceann Comhairle Seán Ó Fearghail. (Or Crann Comhairle as we call him when this event rolls around.)

Miriam Lord: Leo’s timing off again as TDs left under tree like unwanted gifts

 

[pete]

Grrroooaan.