Office-Speak phrases you hate (1 Viewer)

[fobster]

Double post

 

[Cormcolash]

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[Hector Grey]

i did that down the dole office. except i had "i sign on" emblazoned across my chest.

 

[therealjohnny]

It'd be better if his workmates gave a shit

 

[washingcattle]

"In the trenches"

A phrase coined from WWI where millions were killed or wounded in what is as close to hell on earth as humans have ever managed to produce. When someone at a desk in a heated office, wearing comfortable shoes and soft fabric clothes says it while sipping a cup of coffee i feel like unleashing mustard gas on them

 

[brianoak]

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[Goodbye]

Hay kid, your Da's an arsehole

 

[Jim Daniels]

E-mails to 2 or more individuals that are introduced by the word "All"


All

Please find attached a copy of the report
Barry


What's wrong with a hi, hello, good morning etc...?

 

[ann post]

What's wrong with a hi, hello, good morning etc...?

'all' covers all these possibilities.

 

[Jim Daniels]

'all' covers all these possibilities.

I mean, why not say "Hi all" instead of just "All"?

 

[IFF]

I mean, why not say "Hi all" instead of just "All"?

i go with "hi all" when sending e-mails to colleagues

 

[Jerry Twig]

Take if offline guys and do some deep dives

 

[washingcattle]

Thank you very much for your application for the above post.

We were presented with some very strong candidates for this post, and after careful consideration of your details I regret to inform you that you have not been shortlisted for interview on this occasion. I am sorry to disappoint you.

I cannot explain to you how much I hate reading this or how many times a day I do read it.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

I cannot explain to you how much I hate reading this or how many times a day I do read it.

Man I know how rough it can be. I hope you get something sorted soon.

 

[washingcattle]

I've even applied to stock the shelves in Aldi and not even that has worked.

 

[HMD]

Can we green house some ideas?

 

[theoootini]

Can we green house some ideas?

hoooo, i can smell that from here.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

Can we green house some ideas?

Ouch! Lock thread, we have a winner.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Do people actually say that? Green house an idea??? REALLY???? ZOMG!!!1!

 

[washingcattle]

Can we green house some ideas?

Only if we can hot box some concepts first wah !!!